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!I AM A MINOR! girl we just be posting

[mosquitowithgun]

freaky nikki could not be true to nikki's personality and love bear at the same time because loving bear romantically is not something nikki would ever do oh my gosshhhhhh i love this movie

[newgodpho]

Obsession (2026)

[mosquitowithgun]

i signed up for this and she lit ghosted me </3

[mosquitowithgun]

"Pitiful creature of darkness. What kind of life have you known? God give me courage to show you, you are not alone."

is soooo gwynriel coded

[mosquitowithgun]

whats crazy is that I used to be on the side of "neopronouns aren't actual pronouns and harm the trans community by making them look like a joke" and now im like "hell yeah dude vamp/vampself pronouns are sick as fuck anymore I should know about"

[mosquitowithgun]

i only use the word "bitch" when im talking about a man

[mosquitowithgun]

just you and me and your friend steve but he actually wants a polyamorous relationship

[mosquitowithgun]

"The air was charged by the distinct call of the night bird. His face was obscured, but I knew he was looking at my chest. Each side stretching, gracelessly mature, to different sizes. 'Hansel, come lay with me like the old woman taught us when we were children.' He closed the door, leaned against it. 'You are not my wife, Gretel.' 'I'm more than your wife. I'm your sister.' Hansel flinched and reached for the door handle. I knew he would not leave this place. He would relent and choose to be inside me, like he had many nights before. If not, I would flay his meaty forearm, roll it like a stick of licorice, and insert the flesh between my legs. Hansel is my soul. The love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure. Brother, you will be inside me tonight."

[mosquitowithgun]

"A love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure."

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[mosquitowithgun]

have we considered that the reason why Chappell roan’s “apologies” are so low effort is because she didn’t fucking do anything and shouldn’t have to apologize

[mosquitowithgun]

is anyone else in a state of permanent unease after watching obsession

I don’t mean it in like a “oh I’m so scared and paranoid after watching a scary movie” I mean like I feel sick to my stomach because of how good it was

[mosquitowithgun]

this is kind of niche but elucien reminds me so much of daphne and simon

[mosquitowithgun]

bear could have phrased his wish in so many different ways WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT OH MY GOD

ignoring the fact that his wish is inherently fucked up i can think of so many different ways he could've said it

"I wish nikki liked me back" "I wish i could tell nikki i like her" "I wish i could ask out nikki" "i wish i knew whether or not nikki liked me" "I wish nikki would ask me out" "I wish my feelings for nikki would go away"

[mosquitowithgun]

that whole friend group was fucked up they did not deserve you nikki

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[mosquitowithgun]

ai made have created his body

but we created his soul <3

[mosquitowithgun]

im a lesbian but GOD DAMN those boys are hot