method of love

zoe / she, her / 24 / midwest

[catboybrak]

Shit post for y'all <3

[kewpieluv]

sanrio rare 90s hello kitty frog plush keychain

[reachingfortheday]

this meme brought to you by people just posting videos clearly taken from the first row during intermission at a broadway show??? whatever happened to NFT (the real meaning of it: not for trade) and shady back room tumblr deals to get shaky video from the balcony of your fave understudy

[swingsetindecember]

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

[the-haiku-bot]

“Upper middle class?!?!?

You told me upper class! FUCK

YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[frogapples]

first of the frogapples

I'm back o/

[catchymemes]

[podencos]

[byehellsitelmao-deactivated2023]

stop removing usb ports and audio jacks and buttons from electronics stop it you're hurting them stop it stops top stop it

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[stuckinapril]

Being a girl who gets over nothing is so exhausting because why am I lying in bed remembering something embarrassing I did in the summer of 2014

[spitblossoms]

[epilepticsaints]

[if-you-see-gay-me]

[magnetictapedatastorage]

[heatandapathy]

Needs the last part

[captainscarletsc]

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[epilepticsaints]

[if-you-see-gay-me]

[magnetictapedatastorage]

[heatandapathy]

Needs the last part

[captainscarletsc]

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[crystalfountain]

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

[stuckinapril]

my problem is i am a girl who likes the idea of doing so many things but in reality only has the energy to daydream about doing those things rather than actually doing them

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[roaldamundsen]

hopital

[pseudomantis]

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

[unholyblissafterdark]