[mostbrilliantidiot]

UPDATE. 7/30/2024:

Gonna maybe kinda hopefully get back to writing my OCs again. Or try.

Once long ago I was a proofreader/beta reader in fandom. I'm looking to get back to that, since it was fun and I like feeling helpful.

Some FYIs

I'm older than 30. I'm tired. I'm always tired

i do not believe in "spamming" notifications. if you like something, like it. if you want to reblog something, reblog it.

On that note: if it is rebloggable it is fair game. If I don't want it reblogged I can just turn that off.

I do Not Care about what pronouns you use for me. Not a whit.

I go by Alex on here but answer to just about anything.

I've been here on one blog or another since at least 2010. I've seen all the bullshit. Nothing is new.

I block often and filter tags frequently. Learned long ago it's just happier this way.

on that note: Blank Blogs. Y'all look like bots, you get blocked like bots. Them's the breaks. Don't Look Like A Bot.

all other details are to be learned during my sporadic over sharing in the tags

see me rambling about my OCs and have questions? go ahead and pester me in the ask box. I'm always up for rambling even more about my OCs

If you knowingly and enthusiastically post ai, I'm blocking your ass.

I do not nor have I ever given money to causes soliciting donations on Tumblr. Do not come into my ask box looking for money.

edit: oh yeah and fuck terfs, etc etc etc

some navigation tags below the cut

Ramblings: just whatever is on my mind

oc rambles: general oc chatter

Ongoing list of OCs and Tags for OCs

[the-overthinktank]

this pet adoption database has insane website design choices

[teaboot]

Why do you become mutuals with random people?

This is the follow random people website

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

inspired by @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[bebx]

[mostbrilliantidiot]

Ah yes. Being loud AF at 3 fucking AM right below my window. What neighborly behavior 😡

[mostbrilliantidiot]

I had a brief bit of hope. Was almost asleep

Nope!

They are back and I am THIS close to going out there for a Chat

[mostbrilliantidiot]

Ah yes. Being loud AF at 3 fucking AM right below my window. What neighborly behavior 😡

[toastyglow]

headstrong and foolhardy medieval king: never shall I bend the knee!!!

physical therapist: okay well if you keep lifting with your back you are just going to get hurt again your majesty

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[sombrevampyre]

It took me a couple minutes to figure out this glitch occured because I was at the mission where Rhodes gets locked down. I was so confused

[eliyahu613]

this tweet. but for tumblr

[dashaibo]

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

[semicolonthefifth]

Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.

[dashaibo]

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

[pankendev]

they got pussy on this app?

[furryparadises]

Gold in the comments

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[syn4k]

THEY ARE NOT DATING. whatever the fuck is going on here is way weirder and a million times worse

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear