Nerd Stuff

She/Her, 30s. I generally just reblog fanart and fanfiction from whatever fandom I'm currently obsessed with, but I will occasionally reblog writing and art tips. On very rare occasions I'll post my original work.

[riotred]

[midsummernight13]

So apparently if you fail the roll to convince Lea'zel not to attack you on the night you meet the dream guardian, and you respond by attacking her the entire camp turns hostile. Good to know.

[pmamtraveller]

Strikingly lifelike mid-13th century sculptures by the anonymous sculptor known as the Naumburg Master

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[marcusbrutus]

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

[midsummernight13]

Tumblr teaches me fun new facts everyday. Sometimes those facts are even true.

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[midsummernight13]

I forgot our down town area makes you pay for parking on weekdays.

[midsummernight13]

I have overcome the parking situation and obtained crepes.

[redbelles]

#when the roast is five years old and aging like a fine wine

LOGAN LUCKY (2017) dir. Steven Soderbergh

[da-boy-o-kultur]

The Longer Martin procrastinates the funnier this gets.

[midsummernight13]

I forgot our down town area makes you pay for parking on weekdays.

[druidcorvid]

Schrodinger's Durge

The cat wildshape doesn't make that night much easier, but at least they don't need quite so much rope.

No druids were harmed in the making of this comic; Bran was only very much annoyed. Thank you to @thenugking for the inspiration, and for making me laugh hard enough to draw it. If the dialogue is hard to read, I transcribed it in the ALT text.

The inciting comment:

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[dogpuppy]

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

[nitewrighter]

Bonus points if the non-related half of the couple is just as committed to keeping the third wheel around as the related half.

"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"

"You've got a problem with Andrew?"

[notebooks-and-laptops]