principal nezu is my fav but I won't do him good

aro/ace. maybe, if I shout into the void long enough, the void will deem my existence annoying enough to finally finish me

[aizawas-upper-left-wisdom-tooth]

Guess who had to bite the fucking bullet today and get a VPN?!

THIS BITCH.

Fuck you Texas. You make it really hard to want to live here. Only reason why I'm not hightailing it out right now is because of lack of funds and an established friend group.

Age verification my fucking ass

(edit: if I ever just disappear one day, it's because I'm either dead or decided Fuck It, I'm Done, and stopped using technology because fuck everything I guess. Either way, problem solved.)

[guerrillatech]

[transagenda-offical]

@isuggestrevolution

[isuggestrevolution]

my suggestion is how things get better

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[bruzum]

[wenlokholmes]

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuckkkk man not the SERIAL UNALIVER

[cinderpeltsleg]

@putting-swears-back-in-images

[putting-swears-back-in-images]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[beggars-opera]

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[mezimraky]

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

[smooththegoofyshark]

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

[evilkitten3]

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

[murgaliciousdefinition]

He is also responsible for one of my favorite comics of all time.

I wanted to buy this print but last I checked on his site it was sold out. Here’s his shop though:

WILL McPHAIL

Giclée Print on Hahnemühle German Etching Paper Limited edition of 100, signed and numbered.  A4 - 30 x 22 cm Orders will be shipped

[faejilly]

There’s a Lady No-Kids Continued

Also Triangle is one of my favorites

[what-even-is-thiss]

A lot of my vegetarian friends don’t get why I still eat meat even though I mostly eat vegetarian with just occasional meat when left to my own devices and at the end of the day it’s because I just don’t have the same moral issues involved with killing animals that they do.

Yes I love animals. I don’t love them because they’re cute and I feel bad for killing them though. I love them as part of the broader ecosystem. I respect them. Probably more than they respect me, because at the end of the day I know that a chicken wouldn’t hesitate to eat me if it had the means and I don’t see why I shouldn’t strike first.

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

[withnailrules]

I of the Needle (Self Portrait) by finger painter Iris Scott, 2019

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[nerdpoe]

An attempt was made

[extrabonesforreallycheap]

[sagetsukimura]

Hey I make these at work! Takes like, 20 minutes to make 12 of them.

Smushing the rice is the fun part. You can use a cookie cutter too if you like

[nerdpoe]

was i supposed to smoosh the rice BEFORE placing the spam on it? because i uh. i did not do that.

[aizawas-upper-left-wisdom-tooth]

My favorite thing to do it basically make a poke bowl with it, since I don't like large bites of spam all at once.

I just dice it into small cubes, marinade them, fry them up along with some caramelized onions and scrambled eggs.

Then I put it all over rice with some dried seaweed strips and furikake(or everything but the bagel seasoning)

A dribble of soy sauce or tempura sauce also goes well with it imo

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[itseasytoremember]

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

[shofarsogood]

[weirdmageddon]

[ratbastard42]

[alfred-e-neuman]

This is, hands down, the best use of this reaction image. 

[alexyquest]

what was it about the Edgar Allen poe reaction image that violated tumblr’s community guidelines???

[lychopodiumusic]

Share in the forbidden knowledge, y’all

[guerrillatech]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[what-even-is-thiss]

Car-centric infrastructure pisses me off but it also pisses off car owners and they don’t even realize it.

Do you hate traffic? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.

Do you hate noise? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.

Do you hate so many people under the age of 30 dying? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.

Do you hate lung and heart diseases? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why is suburbia boring? Because of all the cars.

Tired of having to drive around your elderly, young, and disabled relatives? Blame all the cars.

Tired of air and water pollution? Yeah a lot of that comes from cars.

Tired of potholes? It’s because there’s so many cars.

More severe flooding than there used to be? Because of all the asphalt for the cars.

Is your city losing money and can’t afford to maintain suburban sewer and sidewalks? Cars.

Your town keeps knocking down all its historic buildings to build more parking lots? Yeah I think you know what to blame. It’s the cars.

[antigyro]

Wait how do cars pollute the water

[what-even-is-thiss]

Wear and tear on the roads and car tires degrading releases chemicals and microplastics that run off into the water supply when it rains

[bigmeatpete69420]

Also coolant and oil leaks, plus the oil spills in the ocean for gasoline

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes but it’s important to point out that even electric cars can pollute the environment