Lame Ass Blog

Hey there son. How was school? Everything all right? ahh buddy, it's okay. You'll get them next time. do you have lunch money for tomorrow? Here's $20. Be safe. I love you

[2bdraws]

[ginger-ale-official]

I don’t get why people get annoyed at people’s comments on posts. Say things on my posts! I love reading what you have to say hohoho!

[lovecrafts-iranon]

Ginger ale tastes bad

[ginger-ale-official]

So will your bones but you don’t see me complaining

[kelseyfun]

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

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[severalowls]

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

[evilkillerpoptarts]

[maestropear]

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

[severalowls]

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

[mysteryseeker]

here you go

[slimetony]

Dont smile because it happened cry because its over

[slimetony]

Just start sobbing

[slimetony]

Me after i shove three chicken tacos down my throat in two minutes

[slimetony]

Oh wait this is my post

[internetgoofster22]

can i be friends with a psychic kid

[christinecanigula-archive]

car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion

jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! :) Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!

restaurant commercials:  Its Back

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[owenxwilson]

It could also be Mark 9:47 depending on your version.

[obligatorymorningfart]

seinfeld blacklight poster from a thrift shop in the future

(will be available as a print at momocon, baby)

[obligatorymorningfart]

george costanza

is valid

[argumate]

Jerry: she said you were valid?

George: she said I’m valid!

Jerry, dryly: everyone’s valid now.

Elaine, rushing in: guys-

Jerry, archly: don’t tell me, you’re valid?

Elaine, shocked, hand on hip, shoves his shoulder: how did you know?

George: *throws up hands*

[slopaganda]

no cops at pride just sasuke with his sword

[slopaganda]

did I stutter

[slopaganda]

that’s why sasuke is there

[slopaganda]

sasuke chidori this clown

[manwithtitties-deactivated20170]

[hornycritical]

[monoukotori]

the father, the son and the holy spirit