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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

jubeesboribus

go

kastawayline

go GO pizzaboy

nonpsychotic

strawberrymilkshakeearrings

forgot to post this the other day

toskarin

why is it called shoegaze? is it because you have to keep looking at your ridiculously massive pedalboard to tippy tap on all your silly little guitar pedal switches?

anon that's actually literally the correct answer

chipsoda

homestar streamer

rhythmmortis

mutuals please sit down we are watching bbs

rhythmmortis

reviews are in

profoak-deactivated20140217

blogging in front of your parents

thewonderyearstrong-deactivated

Lmao. That’s Not Tumblr. That’s MineCraft ahhaha Nooooob lmao

xbox420-deactivated20141118

I got literally hundreds of hate messages for this comment

alleycatboy

rats can drive cars btw. if u even care

alleycatboy

fun fact: the lab rats got into the cars and drove on their own free time, even without any treat or reward being offered

alleycatboy

fun fact #2: the scientists actually found that the rats stress levels were lowered while driving, implying that rats find cars therapeutic

campyvillain

lin manuel miranda as a 3 year old would rap things like “Googoo Gaga mama I don’t mean to cause much drama but I’m under goin trauma from what’s underneath my bed, there’s a monster sized iguana and it smells like marijuana i know it’s fake but i don’t wanna see it messing with my head” or something

badlich

yo-its-matt

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

yo-its-matt

No, fuck. Chiropractors

chippyyyz

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

emergency-broadcast-system

vernadskova-deactivated20230803

Thinking about what the creator of this had in mind eight years ago it's haunting me

l2g-deactivated20240513

the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick

seashellronan

the girls are learning to count

soviet-union-deactivated19911226

ah, the joys of mathematics.... though I have good (?) news for you, the set of real numbers between 4 and 7 is uncountably infinite!

vacuously-true

Don't even get me started on how many fake numbers there are between 4 and 7... You've got threeve, ‽, 6 (Taylor's version), the guy in class who won't shut up, several dance numbers, 13/3 (you might think this is a real number but I don't believe in it), a cat who can't decide whether its value should be on this side of 5 or the other and is always scratching at the door about it...