[pointnclick]

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

[barrymccaulkinem]

when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition

[theclassicsreader]

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

[childofgears]

My favorite tumblr post:

My favorite tweet:

My favorite Reddit post:

[little-kitty-celeste]

Dad's students are greeted by my delightful self after every lesson.

[wholesome-animal-images]

[finnslay]

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[necrotic-nightshade]

Posts that made me open my art program and find all the fonts with my favorite names bc yeah this isn't inaccurate.

(Names are all also written in alt text)

[callietegoul]

[figb4r]

[carnival-toys]

spot the dog

[ivytherium]

her grubs

[ilovewhales]

a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

[glitterweave]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I….excuse me???