Breaker of Sweats

MJ. 27. Vegas. Fluid. 🌈

[emi1y]

[lostslideshows]

“Road to Vegas” - 1970s

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[dragonagegenerator]

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

[molepaws]

COME OUT! magazine, Vol 1, Issue 1, 1969

[thecollectibles]

Art by @majasartchamber

Follow the artist at Instagram!

[m1nd--0ver--matter]

[wlw]

“not everything can be gay” it can. and it will

[sophie531896273240810891]

[sophie531896273240810891]

oh my god i hate gay women so much

[motherofdeadlifts]

YOU HOPELESS HOMOSEXUAL

[bluehairedspidey]

out of touch thursday

[synesindri]

inspired by this post, which i can’t stop (won’t stop?) thinking about

[everythingstarstuff]

myla (@pradaolic) • Instagram

[castofthrones]

nathalie emmanuel / by hao zeng, 2019.

[balletroyale]

Precious Adams in La Sylphide (English National Ballet) 

[dailykeiynan]

Keiynan Lonsdale and Ezra Miller photographed for Vogue Magazine (2019)

[fallontonight]

[accras]

Ballerina Precious Solana Adams