Illiterate And Proud

26, USA, every season is Aries season

[evergreen-femme]

direct deposit hits

me at michaels: BRING OUT MICHAEL

[medievaljournalist]

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

[cryptotheism]

Why did I give the ancient spirit heron warrior access to my Amazon account

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[vintage-tigre]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[threedollarsdotcom]

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

[low-polly]

my liege those are crab rangoons

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[gayeddies]

buck

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[kimiant0nelli]

happy may 4th

[insomniac-arrest]

The road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

[insomniac-arrest]

Yeah, eventually, you do reach Rome

[tim-official]

quick update. I've decided to also blockade the strait of Hormuz. so when you talk about the status of the strait please say that it is blockaded by Iran, the USA, and Timothy. Thanks

[bladeweave]

they're casting jacob elordi as white pharaoh

[plaguedocboi]

I’m crying over this picture

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[rockthrowingbutch]