Cringe blog, no cool kids allowed

Tom Ripley enthusiast 21 they/she/he

[06-archive]

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[froggribs]

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[cunked]

touch water (touch grass for people who like swimming)

[dracula1992soundtrack]

laura’s companion

[insomniac-ink]

First pride with Phan being real btw

[margoburukina]

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

edit because a bunch of people started following me for this post: if you're a harry potter / marauders fan-blog FUCK OFF !!!!

[mothmellow]

Wow Tom Ripley says lesbian rights! So cool! And beloved actor Matt Damon says,- oh, oh Matt you can't be saying that.

[sasstricbypass]

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[fujodotcom]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

[mothmellow]

One of the most exciting things about moving back to your hometown is reconnecting with the skeletons in your closet

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild