Vanθ's Maze of Mystery

Vanθ, it/its, 28, Wales, pan, poly, big nerd, feel free to talk to me! not human, btw

[nem23]

[mothregent]

i wouldnt say I (pepper) am "into" age regression the same way Vanθ is, but i think a close examination of my engagement of sexuality would reveal a certain psychological regression in my approach to sex, where the main difference is like. I regress like, 4 months further back than it does.

[junie-pup]

I'm shaped like this btw. very important to know and deserving of compliments i think

[starapture]

can’t sleep

[mothregent]

theres a ball draining physical pleasure in going to freemediaheckyeah and downloading an audiobook you couldnt find elsewhere

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[ashenmind]

a princess maintains her majesty when eating children’s cereal in a tanktop and spotted panties

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[girlballs]

not now sweetie. mommy is cutting a hole in this cantaloupe so she can stick her penis in it

[mothregent]

thinking a bit about what transfem people call their junk. Theres like so much variety. A partner of mine put me onto prick and thats my favourite i think. Feel free to reblog this and leave in the tags what you like =3

[mothregent]

yeah me too but what do you call yours?

[normalwomansstuff-deactivated20]

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

[thediaryofhenry]

Give him a minute he's running a software update

[naidje]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[pleaseseemeibeg]

how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

[mistflarden-deactivated20200816]

“In Europe they–”

WHERE in Europe??!? WHERE??? You mean Iceland?? Azerbaijan? The Netherlands? Liechtenstein???? THERE ARE 50 COUNTRIES IN EUROPE. ALL WITH DIFFERENT CULTURES. SO PRAY TELL ME, WHERE IN FUCKING EUROPE.

[eldriitchmurmurs]

in europe they got antisemitism

[number-one-malloc-appreciator]

[canismajorly]

she would have been so famous on myspace