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if forum signatures still existed this would be mine
God fucking damn it
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I also have Hyper Beam Sylveon! I have a recording saved because the animation made me laugh.
For that "glitch in the matrix" thing going around
Not me, but my mom.
In 1972, she ran away from home. She was gone for several months, and when she got home my grandmother started shaking her and screaming about how someone had told her my mother had no shoes and my grandmother was sure it meant my mom was dead.
She finally calms down, and they piece it together: my grandmother had gotten a phone call from someone who breathed two or three times, said “Cathy’s in bare feet,” and hung up. Except that’s not what they said–my grandmother had written the date in on her calendar, and on that date my mother was in Bare Feet, Arizona. She knew definitively that she was in Bare Feet because on that date she called home to talk to my grandfather, who told her Uncle Jim had died–“got himself shot”–and that she had missed the funeral. Ready for the glitch in the matrix part? Here we go:
–My grandfather had no recollection of the conversation–which would have been a strange conversation indeed, since Uncle Jim was still alive and, in fact, didn’t die until 2009, eight years after my grandfather. However, my mom did miss the funeral, thanks to a delayed flight. Cause of death? Supposedly, it was suicide, but there were enough indications for the family to believe that was a pile of horseshit, not least that shooting himself in the head with the rifle indicated would’ve been near-impossible.
–My mom was going by the name Patricia Danko when she was on the run–she had a fake ID and everything. She hadn’t called herself “Cathy” since leaving home and nobody knew she was traveling under an alias.
–According to my mom, she never gave a name for herself–either Patricia or Cathy–when she was in Bare Feet, and she would’ve had no reason to. Bare Feet had maybe a hundred people in it, and they were just stopping for food and gas.
–This isn’t just an account from my mother–my dad was with her at the time, and he remembers both the phone call and the truckstop.
But that’s not the weirdest nor the creepiest part, which is this:
–I’ve been trying for three years to find Bare Feet, Arizona–on the Internet, on old maps, by talking to old Arizona cowboys, and there was never a Bare Feet, Arizona. My mom convinced my dad to drive “through Bare Feet” on the way back from Texas in 2013 and there was no town anywhere along the highway, not even the abandoned bones of one. I’ve looked for Bare Feet, Barefeet, Bear Feet, Bare Feat, Bare Foot, Barefoot, and Bear Foot. None of these exist.
My mother stopped in a town that doesn’t exist, ate in a restaurant that never was, made a phone call that could not have happened and was apparently answered by a ghost from 40 years in the future, and later that night someone called my grandmother from a number that turned up on her phone bill only as a pay phone in Arizona to say that single sentence, “Cathy’s in Bare Feet.”
I didn’t initially want to reblog things here, but this is just too far up my alley. I think I’ll start collecting stories of incidents like this, weirdling magic at its most potent.
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on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time
Morticia: “So what is it you do for a living my dear?”
Evelyn: “We dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!”
Morticia: “fascinating”
Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!
Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty
Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh he’s screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!
*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*
Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I haven’t really expanded enough on how wonderful she is
Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better
*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*
Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.
Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead
Their reunion is highly emotional
Rick, whilst swordfighting: My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.
Gomez: What. A. Woman.
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I ranted on Bluesky about the whole Mr. Beast thing and maybe I should put it here but. It was rage.
Okay i am just... copying and pasting it. Yes Mr. Beast is evil, yes it looks like KI is trying to piggyback off his passing interest, yes a collab with him would probably end up with fucking loot boxes that no one wants. But my issue is entirely about my own personal fucking hang ups so.
When people like Mr. Beast like something, suddenly it’s cool, it’s trendy, everyone wants to come in and look at it. When **I** like something, I like it wrong! When I like something I’m over-reading, it’s a kids game and weird that I’m so invested, I’m cringe, ETC ETC **ETC.**
And I don’t WANT a bunch of strangers playing wiz and looking at it. I just *don’t,* okay? I don’t *like* people these days because it’s gotten worse. It’s all gotten worse. And people like *that* don’t wanna see it for what it is, Mr. Beast’s own tweet was about how he wanted “Wizard101 but mature” and I’m frankly fucking tired of shit like that. Meet the thing on its own damn terms or go away. This is all incredibly childish of me and definitely some sort of trauma response but I can’t exactly blame myself atp.
The game has certainly matured and I adored Darkmoor and honestly even arc 4 as much shit as I give it, but it can do that on its own terms and I doubt it’ll be enough for some people. I saw someone online once say they didn’t want to play Wiz because the UI was childish. Can you believe that?
Like Mr. Beast doesn't want Wizard101, he wants the ideal prestigous "mature" version of it he has in his head.
And it's like!!! It's not even "oh Wizard101 is *sooo* mature and complex and Isn't For Kids At All". Like yes, it DOES have interesting narrative themes and the story DOES grow up over the arcs but at the end of the day coming in and saying "I want this but more MATURE" is the same as being like "ew, you still sleep with a teddy bear?" Whether or not the game is actually Secretly Mature is beyond the point. I am sick of people periodically rediscovering the game and gawking like this. Because I see it happen on small scales.
every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.
[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]
This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.
[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]
My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.
because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.
just ate 7 ibuprofen here's some more random school secondary to battle headcanon abilities+ traits
Fire wizards - Do a lot of physical work, heavy lifting, absorb heat to feel more powerful (like basking in the sun, wearing a lot of layers, can make steam from their nose and mouthes, maybe more in tune fire wizards can breathe fire
Myth wizards - very demure, well refined, maybe often well groomed. I like the idea of myth wizards bringing reflections to life briefly to have the illusions help them get styled in the mourning for the day. I get the idea myth wizards are more likely to own very fancy condo apartments, like huge giant fancy ones.
Ice wizards - Very cool, call collected, but also can be very jittery and all over the place (like how you feel hyper when you get too cold to do things). Maybe flirty if they lean more into the cool side. Can walk on water if they focus magic on their feet to freeze it!
Storm wizards - speedsters, inventors, creative. Storm wizards hole invention conventions in marleybone. For some reason I feel like storm wizards are more likely to own cabins in very stormy regions than anyone else
Death wizards - something tells me death wizards can glow in the dark. I think they can also be refined like their myth peers but in a less snobby way, but on the other end I think death wizards on average have more mysterious quiet personalities and are judgemental but silent about it where a myth wizards will say it to your face
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Spiral Worldbuilding Headcanons (Magic and Gardening)
- Gardening, while mostly considered a part of Life Magic, isn’t exactly exclusive to Theurgists. That much is true as seen in Wizard101’s actual gameplay where any Wizard can pick up Gardening as a hobby. However, certain aspects of Gardening are easier to certain schools of Magic than others.
- Pyromancers usually are the best when it comes to providing sunlight and warmth to their plants. However, inexperienced Pyromancers tend to burn their plants or set them on fire without meaning to.
- Diviners usually are the best at watering their plants, and keeping their plants moist and not dry. Inexperienced Diviners tend to overwater their plants without meaning to, though. Quick side note; Diviners tend to be the best at Fishing.
- Conjurers tend to be the best at providing music needs to magical plants. Seeing as Myth Magic is the school of Imagination, this is not surprising. Though, sometimes giving a plant too much music can turn it into a creature of it’s own. Whether this is or good or not depends on the Conjurer, and how healthy the plant was beforehand.
- Contrary to popular belief, not all Necromancers are poor Gardeners. In fact, if trained properly, they make the most effective Pest killers. Advanced Necromancers even have an easier time resurrecting their plants then some Theurgists. But too much Death Magic can easily kill a plant, even more so than any other school. Thus, giving Death Magic the award of having killed the most Green life in the Spiral. Plants also grow at a slower pace under Necromancers than others, apart from inexperienced Thaumatages.
- Speaking of which, Thaumatages have the opposite problem of Pyromancers with freezing their plants without meaning to. Thaumatages tend to be at a disadvantage when it comes to gardening most plants, sometimes even more so than Necromancers. Which makes sense, seeing as how plants and crops typically don’t grow during winter seasons. That’s not to say Thaumatages can’t garden, because they can, but they just have to put in a little more effort than others.
- Most unsurprisingly of all, Theurgists tend to be the best at pollinating their plants. Plants also grow at faster speeds under Theurgists than other schools. Sometimes, though, this can be a problem; if your plant grows too fast, you don’t make the most out of harvesting the plant.
- Sorcerers are the Jack of All Trades, Master of none. When it comes to Gardening, they are just…average. Nothing special. There’s not much else to be said here.
- Shadow Magic is…interesting, to say the least. Shadow Magic bends reality; theoretically, you could use Shadow Magic to cheat at Gardening. (Instant growth, No needs, instant harvest, that kind of thing.) But Shadow Magic can be dangerous; if it wasn’t as rare as it is, it might just beat Death Magic in total number of plant deaths. And Gardener deaths, for that matter.
Wiztober Day 1- Schools
Me? Posting for the first Wiztober prompt a day late? We love to see it. Anyway, for this prompt I wanted to create an alternative magic system for the schools that isn’t as cards & monsters based. The idea here is that each school has an umbrella of abilities underneath it, and while a wizard might be particularly strong in one aspect of their school’s magic, they might be terrible at another (which leaves a lot of fun possibilities for folks like non-healing life wizards or non-pyrokinetic fire wizards).
Storm. Wizards from this school are able to manipulate water, summon lightning, and create storms. While their attack magic is exceptionally powerful, diviners are not very magically resilient and fall faster to magical attacks.
Ice. Wizards from the School of Ice are able to summon and bend ice and snow to their will. Thamutages are also incredibly magically durable and adept at protecting their friends are allies from incoming attacks.
Fire. Wizards from this school are able to summon and bend fire to their will. Pyromancers can also be strong thermokinetics or even photokinetics, breaking down the abilities of fire into smaller, easier to work with packages.
Death. Wizards from the death school are able to drain energy from their opponent and redirect it back at them. Necromancers are also adept mediums. There are rumors some Death Wizards are able to raise the dead.
Myth. Wizards from this school are able to summon creatures of myth and legend to fight for them. Conjurors are also adept seers, with differing ability to see past, present, and future events.
Life. Wizards from the School of Life have the ability to control plants and speak to animals. Theurgists are almost always adept healers and tend to take up that role before jumping into combat. Everyone can fight but not everyone can fix.
Balance. Wizards from this school are able to manipulate earth from the smallest grains of sand to huge slabs of stone. Sorcerers are able to draw on the magics of the other schools in small doses.