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cansu-m

tilldeathdousart

demonboyhalo

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing halfway. If you can't eat a whole sandwich, eating just some of it (or anything, really) is better than nothing. If you can't brush your teeth, swishing water around your mouth helps more than doing nothing. If you can't drink plain water, drinking seltzer or tea or anything is better than drinking absolutely nothing.

Incomplete tasks are better than no tasks at all.

mottenflug

Telling someone you're struggling and asking for help does not mean you're a burden.

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

vibrantpuppeteer

Whatever an “amphibious gay” is. Literally or metaphorically, We have no idea.

nico-the-overlord

orally fixated gym bro

Uhuh…

What.

FIRST TRY.

well-

Priestly Gay Goth.

homosexual wedding planner

(so I'm either homosexual or I'm planning homosexual weddings.. both would be totally fine by me 🤝)

peachiime-deactivated20240731

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

peachiime-deactivated20240731

i have trust in the people.

thedemonsurfer

nicostinkysheppy

reblog to call prev cute :3

useless-finlandfacts

samtaims ai vonder if inglis spiiking piipöl aar eiböl tu riölais thät ai äm äksöli vraiting in inglish rait nau bat tsast vith veri finnish spelling

sou if juu spiik inglish bat not finnish kän juu pliis reblog änd liiv ö komment on tis post tänk juu veri mats

psychokonfetti

Sammteims ei wonda iff inglisch schbieking pipel ahr ebel tu rieleis set ei ehm ecktschuli reiting in inglisch reit nauh batt schast wiss währi tschörmen schbelling

So iff ju schbiek inglisch batt nott tschörmen kenn ju plies riplock end lief eh kommänt on dies pust senk ju wäri matsch

useless-finlandfacts

tänk juu for joor tsörman kontribjuusson, ai äpprishieit it veri mats. änd it oolsou helps mii tu gräsp tö essens of tsörman äksent

uselessslovakiafacts

Samtajms aj vonder if ingliš spíking pípl ár ejbl tu rielajz det aj em ekšuely rajting in ingliš rajt náv bat džast vit veri slovak speling. Sou if jú spík ingliš bat not slovak ken jú plís riblog end lív en koment on tiz poust tenk jú veri mač

viohra

Самтаймз ай вондр иф иньглиш спикинь пийпль ар эйбль ту риэлайз дзят ай эм экшуалий райтинь ин иньглиш райт нау бат джаст виць вейрий рашин спеллинь. Со иф ю спик иньглиш бат нот рашин кэн ю плиз риблог энд лив э комент ан дзис пост цянк ю вейрий мач

sprachtraeume

Samtæms æ wonda if ínglis spíking pípl ar eybel tú ríalæs ðet æ em ektsuali ræting in ínglis ræt ná bat dsast við veri æslendik speling

so if jú spík ínglis bat nott æslendik ken jú plís ríblog end líf a komment on ðis post þenk jú veri mats

langsandlit

Samtaims ai uonder if inglisc spiching pipol ar eibol tu rialais det i em acscualli raiting in inglisc rait nau bat dez uid veri italian spelling. sou if iu spic inglisc bat not italian chen iu plis riblog end liv a comment on dis post tenk iu veri macc’.

awelshpolyglot-deactivated20260

sumtaimes ai wundère eef angliche peepole ar ébl tu rayolize zat i am actualie ritin en angliche rite nau bat dees iz veri french spélling. sau if u speec angliche bat nut french plis cun u reeblog end leev a commant en deez post tank u veri muche

chaotischkladblok

somtajms ai wonde if inglisj spieking piepel ar ebel toe riëlais det ai em eksjelie wraiting in inglisj rait nau but djust wif verrie dutsj spelling

so if joe spiek inglisj but not dutsj ken joe plies rieblok ent lief uh komment on dis poost tenk joe verrie mutsj

rewordfully

Samtajms aj łonder if inglisz spikink pipul ar ejbul tu rielajs dat aj em akczueli rajtink in inglisz rajt nał bat dżast łif weri połlisz spelink

Soł if ju spik inglisz bat not połlisz ken ju plis riblok ent lif a koment on dis połst fenk ju weri macz

seductive-celery

somtaghms aigh bhondar iobh iunglois spíocang píopal ár éabal ta ríalaghs dat aigh eim aicsiúlaí raghtuing in iunglois raght nadh bot diost bhot bhéirí aighris spoiling

sómh iobh dhiú spíoc iunglois bot nát aighris cean dhiú plíos ríoblág eand líomh a camoint án dus póst taenc dhiú bhéirí moit

allthingslinguistic

sʌmtaɪmz aɪ wʌndɚ ɪf ɪŋglɪʃ spikɪŋ pipl̩ ɚ eɪbl̩ tə ɹilaɪz ðæt aɪ æm ækʃəli ɹaɪɾɪŋ ɪn ɪŋglɪʃ ɹaɪt naʊ bʌt dʒʌst ɪn ði ɪntɚnæʃʌnl̩ fənɛɾɪk ælfəbɛt

soʊ ɪf ju spik ɪŋglɪʃ bʌt nɑt aɪ pi eɪ kæn ju pliz ɹiblɑg ænd liv ə kɑmənt ɑn ðɪs poʊst θænk ju vɛɹi mʌtʃ

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

drtanner

I'm having a Bad Brain Chemistry Day™ and it's got me in a fucking heinous mood, so it's time for a Political Rant.

I can't be the only one who is absolutely fucking sick to death of politicians getting away with bullshit that would have got me sacked from ANY of my old jobs. Every time someone rightly criticises the UK government about literally anything, they start talking about the success of the vaccination rollout and how well it's going. Good job, you did something you should have been doing anyway! What, do you want a trophy? For doing the bare minimum?

You sound like a shitty parent. I RAISED YOU!! I FEED YOU, I PUT A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD!! Yeah, that's your fucking job! You're a parent, you're supposed to do that! Don't act like it's an achievement!

A successful vaccine rollout is the least we should expect from a government; imagine if I was back at the call centre and my boss was like "WE'VE HAD 50 COMPLAINTS ABOUT YOU, YOU PUT A TIN OF SOUP IN THE BREAKROOM MICROWAVE AND ALSO WE HAVE CCTV FOOTAGE OF YOU SHITTING IN A POTTED PLANT." and I said "MAYBE SO, BUT LOOK AT THESE 100 CUSTOMERS I SERVED CORRECTLY!" I would get the sack! In a fucking heartbeat! That would be it!! My career there would be over (if there was ever a career to be had at the call centre in the first place)!!

Why do politicians, whose work requires INFINITELY more honesty and integrity, get so many more chances? If you'd get sacked from your job stacking shelves at Tesco for it, you should get sacked from your fucking government job for it, too.

Fucking sick of politicians getting away with bullshit all the time and there being no consequences.

dankmemeuniversity

books-n-quotes

“Sometimes you are going to miss a person who was an almost to you. And feel sad because there is no name for that feeling. You just feel it in a way that makes you tired to your very bones.”

— Nikita Gill, Almost Feelings

zevveli

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

elsajeni

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

princessnijireiki

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

siderealsandman

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

kc749

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.