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Tiefling in a turtleneck. He probably doesn’t even like turtlenecks– just wears them to confuse people.

Lil bit of Critical Role fanart because I’ve consumed an ungodly amount of it the past two weeks.

#q #talent and motivation and skill #mollymauk the bae #cr c2

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

windsroad

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

#q #i snort

dnd-one-shots

By the time my queue posts this, the meme will be dead

#q #not yet luckily #im still learning and i worry but i havrnt had to nerf anything mid battle yet so

astriiformes

anyways d&d is a legitimately magical thing that is capable of forging and/or strengthening friendships and doing strange but good things to your emotions, and if you have ever considered getting involved with it but have not yet, i truly do encourage you to find a way to make it happen

#q #yiss #i feel closer to my players thsn literslly everybody else because i put my acting skills kn display for them bi-monthly #lo ve yuu

takesone2rogueone

That DM feel when

You wanna bounce ideas for your campaign off your friends but most of your friends are in said campaign

#q #guess ill just die #i get so excited and wanna tell my friends and i cant cause i want to surprise them with it in game #so i tell my hubbo and get a o dat cool #:I

diamondnokouzai

lesser known dice in dnd

2 sided die: flip a coin

1 sided die: im the dm and i said so

#q #clapping in the back row

thesnadger

Every D&D Player when their character falls unconscious: I’m dead.

Every DM, immediately: You’re not dead yet.

#q #y e t

prokopetz

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.