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i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how weâve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented âhe thinks himself to be the senator claudius đ€Łâ
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.
It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.
One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.
Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??
Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?
Why must the future suck SO much?
TVs collect a huge amount of data. Here's how to use privacy settings to limit the surveillance on TVs from LG, Samsung, TCL, and every othe
A good rundown on what each brand of TV is up to and which settings you should turn off.
There's more:
I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
âYeah, we hate seeing you work too!â
how does this post keep getting better
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Love this so much
the practical magic musical looks great
well this fucking bangs
Happy birthday to Usagi Tsukino, also known as Serena, Bunny, and Sailor Moon!
Palestinians are stronger than any marine
(Sharing their other link because they have a regularly updated account that they use like a normal person, everyone be normal about this please)
Y'all are going to school while this is happening? Is there even a school?
Even the uni students are doing their level best to continue studying! The isnad foundation and the ihyaa foundation are both fundraising to support uni students continue their studies. Isnad works in the north, ihyaa on the south, and yeah i do mean north and south ghazzah.
Link to the isnad fundraising campaign
Limk to the ihyaa fundraising campaign
Youâre not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account
THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro
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Good catch! Shape of the Water doesnt use modern day American sign language, but this was intentional. There were two ASL coaches who taught Sally Hawkins (the main actress) how to sign using period appropriate ASL to match the time period depicted in the film.
^^^ ALL of this!
no surprise there- itâs Guillermo del toro, who hired dialect coaches so specific for âupper-class Northeastern American c. 1901â and ânorthern British 19th-century upper-class person who was taught to speak more Posh at some pointâ that people accused the actors of Bad Accents
... the worst bit is I know several people this could be, especially given the 'in Australia' clarification
If you know them then there's a chance I might know some of them and that thought will keep me up at night.
This wasnât the guy who we all know who used to spray his jeans with Mortein and then light himself on fire, was it?
He used to sit at the back of the bus, cup his hand, spray deodorant into it, then open it and light it on fire with a lighter in one fell swoop to try and impress girls.
He had to stop because the bus company begged our school to tell him to stop bc of legal liability. His hands never actually got damaged after doing it for about a year.
I reached out to my old friend in question here, because I've been thinking about him all day.
I do not know what "the amulet" is. I have no idea what "the amulet" is referring to.
I instantly remembered when he said that.
While we were all at the local park doing legal things that teenagers would do back in the late 2000s, my friend here found a rock at our old smoke spot that was unusually smooth and flat. He liked it so much that he took it to the woodwork classrooms at school, drilled a hole in it, and hung it on a necklace.
When we asked why he weanwearing this dinky-ass pebble on his neck, he claimed it prevented him from ever getting food-related illnesses: wouldn't get food poisoning, couldn't over-eat, was able to ingest anything (prior to him finding The Amulet, a few of us used to play a game called "Devil's Piss" where we would take turns shoving random food bits into a bottle of coke, and the first person to take a sip would get two dollars from the other players).
When we all asked him for the proof that this rock is magicalâbecause nobody believed him, obviouslyâhe said to meet him behind the History block at lunch, where he said he would drink two litres (or half a gallon) of milk in one go and not puke.
We met him there, and about ten of us all watched him down a whole bottle of strawberry milk in two or three breaths.
He didn't puke.
He jumped up and down and punched his stomach to prove it.
He still didn't puke.
I'm so glad I'm alive.
This is honestly better advice than âif at first you donât succeed, try try again.â
By all means try again. But do that after you figure out WHY you failed!