The Mountain

#1 racoon fan

[mountain-offical]

Hello I am a mountain.

Please do not ask which one.

Trans

Lesbian

Minor (dont be fuckin weird)

she/it/they

My strawpage :3

so im aparrently supposed to put these here to boost popularity or something:

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @britain-offical @duality-the-chaos-god @helpmemiku @arsenic-offical @anonymous-asks-offical @ai-offical @blorbo-offical @child-offical @clouds-offical @ferg-offical @hallucinations-offical @king-of-oreo @lucifer-offical @labyrinth-offical @love-offical @hate-offical @nothing-offical @offical-skittering-creature @period-offical @possum-offical @pretzel-offical @swearjar-offical @the-void-offical @tgirl-offical @temu-offical @the-offical-list @watermelon-offical @wlw-god-offical @mlm-god-offical @nblnb-god-offical

(will anyone notice)

[cranberry-branflakes]

which heart did you get when you liked this post?

rainbow flag

lesbian flag

gay flag

bisexual flag

pansexual flag

asexual flag

aromantic flag

transgender flag

non binary flag

intersex flag

Remaining time: 19 hours 50 minutes

when reblogging, please add the pride tags I've included! if not, anybody liking your reblog will only see regular tumblr hearts :)

[chaos-triangle]

I got the bi flag! Even though I'm aro/ace!

[chaos-ducks]

I havent been getting anything but the rainbow flag what am i doing wrong :(

[mountain-offical]

Yay lesbian flag :D

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[mountain-offical]

i cant tell if this is a very small and rotund pug or just a very ugly hamster

[chaoscanary]

WOOL STAIRS AND SLABS LETS GOOOOO

New wood type looks cool

[callofwinter]

WHAT

(plan text: WHAT)

[autopilotangel]

I FORGOT THIS WAS EVEN HAPPENING BUT SO COOL

[opal-and-pumpkin]

I MISSED MINECRAFT LIVE WHAT

THATS SO COOL

[chaos-ducks]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[mountain-offical]

this reminded me that there are minecraft fans out there who arent just filled with hatred

[iceandrain]

SORRY WHAT IS HAPPENING

I haven't been paying attention since 1.18?

like we got caves and cliffs 2 and I'm happy with that

I don't need to hear more

I will play minecraft this summer and be amazed at all the cool new stuff probably

[mountain-offical]

we have copper armor now

[iceandrain]

WHAT?!?!?

did we need more armour?

unless it makes me immune to lightning ig that could be cool

[mountain-offical]

well tbf its quite good for early game cuz its the only viable armor tier below iron cuz leather is a pain to get in the early game plus it makes copper actually useful

[iceandrain]

okay unpopular opinion kinda: but they should've made copper part of the crafting recipe for pistons or something

just a thought

[mountain-offical]

yea honestly it really couldve been used more in the redstone department, especially considering its real world applications in machinery

[iceandrain]

this is what I'm thinking about

like on the extreme end: replace most iron uses in redstone with copper

[mountain-offical]

I gotta agree, copper just fits much better plus it would give copper even more use

also replace the gold in powered rails with copper

[chaoscanary]

WOOL STAIRS AND SLABS LETS GOOOOO

New wood type looks cool

[callofwinter]

WHAT

(plan text: WHAT)

[autopilotangel]

I FORGOT THIS WAS EVEN HAPPENING BUT SO COOL

[opal-and-pumpkin]

I MISSED MINECRAFT LIVE WHAT

THATS SO COOL

[chaos-ducks]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[mountain-offical]

this reminded me that there are minecraft fans out there who arent just filled with hatred

[iceandrain]

SORRY WHAT IS HAPPENING

I haven't been paying attention since 1.18?

like we got caves and cliffs 2 and I'm happy with that

I don't need to hear more

I will play minecraft this summer and be amazed at all the cool new stuff probably

[mountain-offical]

we have copper armor now

[iceandrain]

WHAT?!?!?

did we need more armour?

unless it makes me immune to lightning ig that could be cool

[mountain-offical]

well tbf its quite good for early game cuz its the only viable armor tier below iron cuz leather is a pain to get in the early game plus it makes copper actually useful

[iceandrain]

okay unpopular opinion kinda: but they should've made copper part of the crafting recipe for pistons or something

just a thought

[mountain-offical]

yea honestly it really couldve been used more in the redstone department, especially considering its real world applications in machinery

[chaoscanary]

WOOL STAIRS AND SLABS LETS GOOOOO

New wood type looks cool

[callofwinter]

WHAT

(plan text: WHAT)

[autopilotangel]

I FORGOT THIS WAS EVEN HAPPENING BUT SO COOL

[opal-and-pumpkin]

I MISSED MINECRAFT LIVE WHAT

THATS SO COOL

[chaos-ducks]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[chaos-ducks]

OMG ITS REAL

[mountain-offical]

Heard all about this on reddit but it was overshadowed by everyone there bitching about lack of big content updates ( i agree that we should prolly be getting bigger updates soon but gahdamn all they do is complain)

[chaoscanary]

WOOL STAIRS AND SLABS LETS GOOOOO

New wood type looks cool

[callofwinter]

WHAT

(plan text: WHAT)

[autopilotangel]

I FORGOT THIS WAS EVEN HAPPENING BUT SO COOL

[opal-and-pumpkin]

I MISSED MINECRAFT LIVE WHAT

THATS SO COOL

[chaos-ducks]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[mountain-offical]

this reminded me that there are minecraft fans out there who arent just filled with hatred

[iceandrain]

SORRY WHAT IS HAPPENING

I haven't been paying attention since 1.18?

like we got caves and cliffs 2 and I'm happy with that

I don't need to hear more

I will play minecraft this summer and be amazed at all the cool new stuff probably

[mountain-offical]

we have copper armor now

[iceandrain]

WHAT?!?!?

did we need more armour?

unless it makes me immune to lightning ig that could be cool

[mountain-offical]

well tbf its quite good for early game cuz its the only viable armor tier below iron cuz leather is a pain to get in the early game plus it makes copper actually useful

[chaoscanary]

WOOL STAIRS AND SLABS LETS GOOOOO

New wood type looks cool

[callofwinter]

WHAT

(plan text: WHAT)

[autopilotangel]

I FORGOT THIS WAS EVEN HAPPENING BUT SO COOL

[opal-and-pumpkin]

I MISSED MINECRAFT LIVE WHAT

THATS SO COOL

[chaos-ducks]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[mountain-offical]

this reminded me that there are minecraft fans out there who arent just filled with hatred

[iceandrain]

SORRY WHAT IS HAPPENING

I haven't been paying attention since 1.18?

like we got caves and cliffs 2 and I'm happy with that

I don't need to hear more

I will play minecraft this summer and be amazed at all the cool new stuff probably

[mountain-offical]

we have copper armor now

[chaoscanary]

WOOL STAIRS AND SLABS LETS GOOOOO

New wood type looks cool

[callofwinter]

WHAT

(plan text: WHAT)

[autopilotangel]

I FORGOT THIS WAS EVEN HAPPENING BUT SO COOL

[opal-and-pumpkin]

I MISSED MINECRAFT LIVE WHAT

THATS SO COOL

[chaos-ducks]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[mountain-offical]

this reminded me that there are minecraft fans out there who arent just filled with hatred

[i-will-help-you-swim]

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

[cmoon-rabbit4-blog]

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

[maedaeeee]

hi i am asexual and i approve this message

[artemisiamasterofnone]

Hi I am the asexual

[mountain-offical]

Im no longer ace but yes asexuality is very valid

[done12356259392929-deactivated2]

REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

x

[spookykittyontheway-deactivated]

This. is. so. COOL

[everwizard]

If this doesn’t work I’m going to cry.

[thefancydragonqueen]

it’S back!

[kleikot-deactivated20181221]

What

[afeix]

[thelanguageoflovers]

why

[vampiresneverhurtme]

Just reblogging to see if the last one is true

[skinnyboi-uwu]

Wait- what? 🤣

Edit: OH WAIT NO I DIDN’T THINK IT’D GENUINELY WORK OMG- (tap on the images to see it after reblogging 🤪)

[corrupted-steven-youniverse]

i’m only here for the last one-

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post. +Bonus

[jeopardy-official]

What is curiousity?

[no-one-offical]

‎

[mountain-offical]

guys my burger just made the most violent popping sound

im scared

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[qylinscafvne]

happy birthday to the racoon

[sharksarewaycoolerthanhumans]

happy birthday raccoon

[ghostlybluetrain]

happy birthday

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Happyyyyy

[chara2127]

i reufse to miss it

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

happy birthday, raccoon :3

[snail-offical]

Raccoon birthday!! 🎉

[evil-bread-offical]

Happy borth raccoon!!!!!

[mountain-offical]

Happy birthday raccoon

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[no-one-offical]

‎

[themockingbirdsystem]

i would kill someone cuz wtf my dad is the nicest sweet little nerd ever who the fuck is saying all that bullshit y'know?

[mountain-offical]

I'd agree with them. My dad sucks i hate him too

[mountain-offical]

Alright so im going to prom and my gf is getting a suit and she looks pretty good in it (GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WANTED TO SEE HER IN A DRESS)

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

2026 is really just the officalverse season two

[satan-offical]

I forgot when national officalverse day is so uhm

May 21st. That's National officalverse day. Spread the word

[satan-offical]

MAY 21ST IS COMING UP GANG ✌️✌️✌️✌️ (not even close)

[do-not-u-dare]

HAPPY OFFICALVERSE DAY

(Scheduled post im asleep)

[chaotic-house-gremlin]

not till tomorrow, but it's close

[chaos-ducks]

May 21st is the day I joined tumblr, damn

[mountain-offical]

Happy Officalverse day everyone

[dissecnalyst]

Guess what I saw:

SLEEP, ALONE

SLEEP.

ALONE.

SLEEP ALONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

[squirrel--boy]

I'm getting flowers dancing apparently.

[killer-offical]

IM GETTING MONEY AND COCAINE. hahah fuck everyone

[teapotsoffcialyup]

dates and pregnant....

I DON"T WANNA BE PREGNANT AGAIN

[killer-offical]

dates are delicious

[pavement-offical]

I'm getting chocolate and dumped but idk who would dump me bc im literally single???

[mountain-offical]

Money and Engaged...

Im not even old enough to get married yet...