“Life’s short, do something to a bagel.”

Kelsey | but I go by Kale | they/she | 25 | header art by @Jessketchin on twitter | My AO3 | Disaster Lesbian | Mostly Critical Role, RWBY, Wynonna Earp, and Supergirl with splashes of gay shit.

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[mountainofschist]

Guiding Bolt up the Vidulssy

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[mountainofschist]

My Exandrian campaign started tonight and one of my players is a Blood Domain Cleric of the Whispered One

What could possibly go wrong🙃

[mountainofschist]

I’m finally getting to DM an Exandrian campaign with fellow critters as my players and I’m so fucking excited.

It’s gonna be a few weeks before we start bc I have to prep and stuff but I cannot wait to emotionally devastate my players

[chokopoppo]

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

[swords-n-spindles]

Get a wet paper towel and wipe up the last line of dust with it. No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it.

[mapplestrudel]

"No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it" is a raw and inspiring quote I did not expect from a post about a minor chore annoyance xD

[mountainofschist]

Nah, I just hit the line like a golf ball and evenly distribute it across the room

[mountainofschist]

Y’all if it’s a Spinosaurus imma lose my shit

[mountainofschist]

Hear me out, Sabine stays closed off to the force until she has a super gay encounter with Shin that opens her up to it a little. And it’s her minuscule connection to the force that helps her turn Shin away from Baylan

[mountainofschist]

Fellas, is it gay to point out you have a stained glass version of your friend’s favorite flower in your house

[mountainofschist]

The fact that I debuted my Jedi inspired D&D character the day before the premiere for Ahsoka is not at all good for my SW hyperfixation

[mountainofschist]

I love paranoid!Chet with my whole being

[mountainofschist]

The wlw conga line that was Imogen and Laudna while in Pâté Vision™️ absolutely FED me

[mountainofschist]

My pin designed and made by Samurai Rusk arrived today and I’m so absolutely in love

SamuraiRusk - Etsy

Shop Comic Illustrator | & Tattoo Artist by SamuraiRusk located in Morgan Hill, California. Rave reviews! Average review rating is 4.8 or hi

[zhellers]

I loved my friend.

He went away from me.

There's nothing more to say.

The poem ends,

Soft as it began-

I loved my friend.

[horse-immorality-deactivated202]

We owe them everything

[horse-immorality-deactivated202]

Team Imodna will face their toughest challenge yet

[horse-immorality-deactivated202]

BODIED

[mountainofschist]

Do you think Laura Bailey knows she’s had my brain in a vice grip for four days?

[mountainofschist]

My insurance denied the approval for my chemo…

What the actual fuck