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check out my stupid words; ao3 mousetrapper | thikin abt fish🐟 |.22. | worlds #1 magpie fan irrefutably

[yearfriends2016]

Spilt Milk Jellyfish 1993

[mouse--trap]

finding out a coworker is a prolific ao3 author is like if God is real and he loves You

[bogdreamz]

fanboy matts love this au and the other convos held on twitter abt it

[aintmovingnow]

Greener Grass (2019) dir. Jocelyn DeBoer & Dawn Luebbe

[mouse--trap]

a fly just hit me on the knee and i got so mad i killed everyone in the low impact sustainable grocery store

[cazyhazemave]

selfieee (famous jay x 20something matt)

[large8]

famous jay vs famous matt

based on jays animatic drawings

[mouse--trap]

shows up nude to sex and gets a little petulant that we’re wearing the same thing

[mouse--trap]

*pathetic meandering jog across road**thinking: Hit me with your Fucking Electric car I dare you Goddamnit I swear to God look me in my red little face I dareyou*

[mattys-marbles]

me too

[mouse--trap]

my girlfriends birthday is a few days after mine which is devastating because i have such little time to sexualise our brief age gap

[mouse--trap]

webseries matt takes off his hat and he looks like a sweetcherub and viceland matt takes off his hat and looks like a young divorcee. so compelling

[oldmanstillborn]

ntbtstm-coded episode of 30 rock

[saltseashark]

how to use miscommunication to resolve survivors guilt??? (conceived of with @kiwowiwo )

[vampybirdy]

hey! hey! marry me archie!

[bestfri3ndrice]

what the fuck is his problem actually

[cazyhazemave]

i dont condone (gestures vaguely)