the risk i took was calculated

but man am i bad at math

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[dvandom]

"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"

"Pallas kittens."

[waywardmartian]

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[trentreznorsbutthole]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[importantcatpics]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

"Brennan is the best game changer contestant" this "Brennan is so competitive" that

Okay well I've never watched in fear as Brennan hit a bong full of whisky for a game changer now have I

[themaidenofwords]

Brennan plays the game to win and be funny doing it.

Ally plays the game like a jester who is trying to see how strong the protections against being executed are.

[porrn-deactivated20160804]

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

[mostly10]

[sunpalms]

thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself trying not to fall off the toilet

[partingglances1986]

[ghostowlattic]

[pointnclick]

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

[adding-girls-to-posts]

new DB Cooper theory: she’s still falling

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[freelyunder]

[zukriuchen]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[silvysartfulness]

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[writeouswriter]

Perhaps I'm too tired to write right now

[poochcrew]

Rottweiler with Vitiligo

[the-conquest-of-shred]

Insane Clown Posse

[mrhealyourgirl]

Insane clown pupy