yasha my beloved

26. they/he. mostly critical role. "cr spoilers" tagged until tues. occasionally nsfw

[captainofthetidesbreath]

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Julien, Thimble, Teor, and Occtis is a peak party dynamic. every single one of them keeps doing something dangerous to themselves to help someone else or keep the party safe, then the other three yell panicked at them to stop doing that, both in and out of character. zero self-preservation instinct, all preserve everyone else instinct.

[gayz0mb]

couple goals

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

re ehrc guidance. which is not legally binding.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

“should I do this for people of all ages?”

that's a very good addition actually, a solid "you want me to ask people's kids about their genitals? can i have that in writing?" should make upper echelons very uncomfortable.

[carrotchipper]

Oh Thjazi, what have you gotten us into?

close ups hehe

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.29 Opening Night

[disgustinggf]

[gayz0mb]

THIS WHOLE FUCKING SCENE HAS BEEN KILLING ME AND NOW THIS

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Will you help this goon find his forevil lair? He’s been returned to the goon shelter six times now but we refuse to give up on him. A vile little rat of a man, he’d be the perfect accomplice to someone willing to overlook his unfortunate heterosexuality. If gay-coding is not your style and you don’t expect it from a henchman, please consider giving this little guy a good home in your dastardly schemes.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

This guy is not your typical goon. He was rescued from a high-kill shelter after being deemed unfit for henching. His deep baritone voice, his darkly handsome good looks, and his flair for the dramatic have made prospective employers pass over him time and time again, making him the longest resident of the goon shelter. But don’t judge a book by its cover—while his appearance and demeanor suggest “villain”, his real passion is taking orders and faithfully serving a master. If you’re secure in your villainry and not prone to jealousy, he may just be what it takes to turn your base into a lair.

[musicalhell]

Now this big fella, we've named him Tony the Greek, he was rescued from an illegal goon mill for Runyonland Thugs. This is a very popular breed due to their classically intimidating looks and charming speech patterns, but they are very high-maintenance. The Runyonland Thug was originally bred for debt collection and deterring private investigators, so they need a bustling urban environment to run around in--if you keep him cooped up in your ominous castle or island volcano lair, he'll get restless and start roughing up your other minions. Proper grooming is essential; make sure his suits are nice and pressed and he has a long coat and a hat for when he's going out on errands for you. And they love toys--mostly Tommy guns and brass knuckles, but Tony, you can see, loves his blackjack. Sadly selective breeding has resulted in a tendency towards health problems--alcohol abuse, excessive gambling, getting shot in a police raid--but with care this loyal henchman will bring you joy and your enemies pain for years to come.

[shorthaltsjester]

listen i’ve been dealing with life stuff for the past like year which has greatly impeded my ability to write as much or any meta stuff about c4 which is devastating because my investment in c4 is so much higher than it was in c3 but instead of the huge ass meta i want to write about how much i’m just gonna gesture emphatically and with great vervet at how much i’ve been obsessed with kattigan especially given that the aforementioned life stuff is not disconnected from my own indigeneity and the family legacies whose encounters with western society left us uh. burdened to put it politely. kattigan vale is the character of all time. like this stoic alcoholic who has this severity that he pairs with a like. careful playfulness about it that’s both like. self aware and also looking away like MAN that scene back when he looked into the blade of the knife and saw the face of a haggard drunken man that when robbie asked if he recognized (i assume, thinking it was kattigan’s alcoholic father) brennan hit him with “it’s you.” what a scene. what a scene. didn’t make me sob like a baby. what a scene.

and now fucking. listen. i’m a huge fan of brennan’s dming always. robbie is an incredible fucking role player. the shit they’re doing with the like. unreliability of kattigan’s self perception and memory. concocted in a lab to make me rattle the bars on my bad times cage. i’ve seen a couple people talk about the parallels with mmiwg especially given robbie’s own indigeneity as they should and as i find so compelling but in addition to that like. the memory/fogginess shit robbie and brennan are playing with are also hitting me hard in that same vein of like. obviously large scale cultural memory is a huge thing that has been scattered by the fists of colonialism but also on the smaller like. family to family level like. the amount of family members i have who couldn’t tell you with any certainty thr details of why or how they ended up as the (oft addiction addled) version of themself they swore not to be. like. man that fucking knife blade scene will never leave me i fear like. the times i’ve had that moment staring at myself? the times i’ve watched my father and aunts and uncles have those moments of looking at themselves and seeing the person who they thought being raised by had taught them better than to become only to realize that the reality of their lives have denied them the simplicity of escaping a cycle that is perpetually kept from their hands. listen. this is a burger of a post but robbie daymond . the character you’ve created and the story you’re telling. head in hands

[silverrdagger]

nicholas di genova - gigante studies (2019)

[gayz0mb]

i already love you cyd

[gayz0mb]

i already love you cyd

[fruitless-vain]

Gay Puppy Gay Puppy Gay Puppy

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the doctor down the street who gives me my T shots in a clinic so small that it's just two rooms was excited for me when she said my voice had dropped yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the receptionist who could see that I was a man didn't bat an eyelash when I asked to see the gynecologist and called me sir when he asked how I wanted to pay yes, India made legal gender change impossible but the barber cuts my hair exactly how I want it and never gave me strange looks for being in a men's salon not even back when I didn't pass as one

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my friends have always gendered me correctly and stick to it even when it confuses other people and my friend's little sibling calls me older brother in Kannada yes, India made legal gender change impossible but my dog learned my new name quicker than the humans and she runs to give me a kiss when she's told to without being confused about who's being referred to

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I can feel the Adam's apple growing in my throat and my muscles getting stronger, and my smile more real and I'm growing a beard, and I talk more freely

yes, India made legal gender change impossible but I'm here, and I'm alive, and so are you and there are good people, people who care and don't let them make you forget that-- you are not alone.

[oddarette]

Gumballbasaur 🩷✨

[notmusa]

tiny geese/big clovers

i think im on to something here