Mozzarella Dipper

I like food and funny things and that's pretty much the gist here.

[belikememes]

Perfection

[babyanimalgifs]

[comedysintral]

[thighschool]

me as a doctor

[surprisebitch]

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[septemberetcetera]

[dogpaws]

if anybody needs me I’ll be acquiring skills

[civilizationkills]

why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die!

[stolentweets]

[garkgatiss]

#have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge 

[ericgeller]

omg

[wallofdis]

I can’t find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were like a military operation decorating the room and he was standing there useless so they told him to put an Ikea lamp together and he completely fucked it up.

[its-all-about-the-eyes]

My favourite part about that family is the former President is somehow the dunce of the group.

[thekwikemart]

[prussianmemes]

ugandan television is an out of body experience

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

this could be a tim and eric sketch lol

[jaw8jaw]

Alice Goodridge using a sledgehammer to break up the ice at Loch Insh in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim. Photo by Euan Cherry, February 2019. 

[glnger-ale-official]

God could you imagine not giving a fuck about anything

[anshelinasholie]

me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”

[julyabrg]

[brooklynsul]

[meanplastic]

so apparently sleeping doesn’t make your problems go away. I woke up and everything still sucked. shocked and upset

[totalvarsitymoves]

This show received 42 emmy nominations.

[newtlesbian]

due to personal reasons im evil now