TheGirlontheLeft

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Imagine being in your 80s and looking this good 😭 they so badass

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

I want 100k notes

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip from a stand-up performance by @ janet.mcnamara.

[starfightervicki]

HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

I was thinking "a life jacket's a good idea, it's gotta be like a mini weighted blanket, I wish I'd done that." Dunno why it was that instead of "I should try that," but so it goes.

Then I remembered.

I used to wear a sturdy vest with lots of pockets (mine was from an army surplus store, but fishing vests look similar). I wore it every time I went outside.

One time I gave it to someone to hold while I tried on clothes I wanted to buy. He put it on and said he didn't know how I could stand wearing something so heavy for so long.

And it really was useful for organizing my stuff.

And I bet I'd be better at decorating it this time.

I'mma do it again.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Under the soft light of the doorway, a mother finds moments to rest while never straying far from the two tiny lives she has brought into the world. Sometimes she watches from above, listening and keeping guard, and other times she curls around them, holding them close against her warmth. In these early days they sleep, stretch, and search for comfort, knowing only the safety of their mother and the small home that shelters them. It is a simple scene, but one filled with devotion, instinct, and the quiet beginning of two new little lives growing under her care.

Text/photos by Squirrel Boxes

[diserbillyti]

Been playing a lot of "psychological horror" games lately, and man

nonschizophrenics will simply never understand that "what if it was all in the person's head?" will never be scarier than a monster that actually fucking exists.

oooh what if you're crazy :o what if you hallucinate a goobly gobbler? well mate you fucking deal with it. rent's due monday. but an actual real goobly gobbler coming for my gnuts? that's different.

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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[namira]

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

[lamignonette]

[beardedmrbean]

in fairness, they did try, they just failed at it is all

[mapsontheweb]

Color Blindness Prevalence by US State

[memeuplift]

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

via tcdrawadventure on X/Twitter

[pancakeke]

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

[starving-shartist]

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

[pancakeke]

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

[starving-shartist]

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

[pancakeke]

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

[francescointoppa]

Croco napoletano (Crocus neapolitanus (Ker Gawl.) Loisel., Iridaceae)

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[misscromwellsmonocle]

Found Cherry by Stuart Dunkel (*1952)

[abyssal-plains]

[pankendev]

i hate these motherfuckers so much. our sewer system used to be infested with them. they;d crawl out of my fucking toilet at night looking for warmth, standing up from the bowl waving their shitass little arms at me. they don’t have eyes but you can feel them staring back at you, asking for hugs or god knows what with that pathetic whine that permeates their entire way of existence. uppies! uppies! i’m not giving you uppies you wet toilet freak

[foldingfittedsheets]

This image was so visceral I had to draw it.

To clarify, these are called olms and it’s impossible for them to be in toilets but it’s still quite vivid isn’t it?

[bucketofdeltav]

I found some in a jar in a museum and had to frantically cram back my immediate reaction of “It’s the uppie wet toilet freaks!” because you can’t just blurt that out in a museum