Mr. despicable

fun fact: despicable is my all-time-fav word in the english language pov: you're my internal theater audience

[hotvampireadjacent]

[rocksandboulders]

I really thought that Aziraphale and Crowley were going to rewrite the Book of Life.

I really thought they were going to become the Illustrator and Author.

I really thought that's why all the books in the shop were made blank.

I really thought God wasn't going to actually exist in a true form, and instead be a kind of omnipresent power of creation.

I really thought that they were going to have their forced-proximity-making-up-with-each-other as they were required to work together to write the new Book of Life.

I really thought that they were going to choose *their* humanity and not a new one.

I really thought they would still be themselves at the end.

I really thought the moral of the story was that the humanity they had was worth protecting, and that life itself (whether mortal or otherwise) was beautiful and inherently important.

I really thought this story was about a love that transcends.

I understand the path they took. However. I do think it missed the mark on what the show was really trying to say.

[mr-despicable]

i thought the whole message was that humanity, with all its mistakes and complicated motivations, was good enough as it is? and that this complicated history of both humanity as well as crowley and aziraphale is exactly what made everything interesting and worthwile?

[alphacentaurinebula]

The destruction of the entire universe and every soul in it is a truly depressing ending. Just because God replaced it with another universe that looked similar doesn't change anything - this is Job and his children all over again. Job doesn't want new children, and neither do I.

[mr-despicable]

did God destroy herself? or is she just sitting in a chair next to the new universe still talking to the devil?

[clowns0cks]

justice for good omens jesus he was amazing and I loved him so much. He had an amazing set up as a character just to immediately disappear in thin air without having any purpose in the plot 💔 I love you jesus

[mr-despicable]

i thought the "find the lady" thing was gonna be important but it turns out it was just... there to be funny...? i guess? idk

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[aphermion]

Before I knew it, winter had passed.

January to April

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[sabertoothwalrus]

*looks at the cost of rent* would anyone like to begin an intricate yet amicable roommates with benefits situationship with me

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[satan-offical]

im going to sleep if I have a prophetic dream ill let y'all know

[satan-offical]

We all die at some point in our lives,that was my dream

[mr-despicable]

recently dreamed of my entire family dying in a housefire and me failing my a-levels terribly (those were seperate dreams), reaaalyy hope i dont have a prophetic gift ✌️

[van1llaskys]

[mr-despicable]

#30 minutes of customer service has the same effect

[mr-despicable]

telling your friends about your new crush is humiliating, especially when it's a guy they know as well. like what, all of a sudden they act like having bad taste in men is a right reserved for them only??

[satan-offical]

I have a really cool outfit planned out and let's just say...heh...I'm emo

[mr-despicable]

spotify genres, wtf is wrong with you?!

why is it summarizing my classical music (chopin, vivaldi, bach) with the spice girls, the beatles and the kinks? and it's calling this selection "stylish"? thats a descriptor, not a genre, and a damn lazy excause to just throw random songs and pieces written/produced before 2000 into the same pot

many things wrong with spotify and this i'm sure is neither the worst nor the silliest, which tells you a lot.

[depsidase]