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lads and lasses, scrawny and stout, I'll tell you a tale I've heard fuck all about. admission is free, so pay at the door, grab a tall chair and sit on the floor: one bright day just post sunset, you can buy elin at its lowest price yet

wakingfromthewater

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

pissvortex

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073

Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone

Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me

autie-j

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

vimbry-moved

cetitan

pukicho

I am anti-sonder. I believe I am the only person in the world experiencing complex thought.

pukicho

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

Dude, hold on

Overcompensation

What does hate fuck mean ?

noelle-ism

when hate someone so much you fuck them

pjackk

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

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yoshidinosaur

Today, I had eggs for breakfast. They weren't the kind of eggs I lay. The eggs I had for breakfast were white. The eggs were white all over and did not have spots. The eggs were yummy!