50 shades of Jisbon

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[mrandmrsjane]

50 shades of Jisbon turned 5 today!

[mrandmrsjane]

GUYS WHY DID I ONLY JUST FIND OUT THAT TM'S BEEN PULLED FROM NETFLIX. BITCHES. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH IT NOW.

[ee-far]

When studying a foreign language ..

[nubbsgalore]

Happy #ObamaDay

(photos by pete souza, official white house photographer)

[nubbsgalore]

thank you.

[chekiita]

#this is an attack on my feelings #shed a tear #they’re amazing

[50starsand13bars-deactivated201]

Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.

[jesscaasqueaks]

actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit. 

[heartbreakes]

The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look

[clarknokent]

The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look

[threesideddream]

The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look

[thisiswhiteculture]

The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look

[hashtagloveloses]

the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look

[didntfitthenarrative]

The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look

[mixedapocalyptic]

The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift

[calendrierroi]

The last one tho .^^^

[thesoftghetto]

the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit

[marqweabyss]

The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit

[bytdwd-deactivated20160724]

Lmfao

[anomaly1]

The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit

[maxvista-deactivated20161110]

The “without me?” outfit

[reverseracism]

The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”

[joshs-friend-tyler]

The “u got kik” outfit

[dahli-uh]

The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit

[judyadams]

A New year also means New Graphics of a lovely show as a thanks to lovely people. Seriously guys, thank you so much for every nice comment, a nice message or a reblog. <3 You rock, Mentalist Fandom :) !

[simplystarkid]

This is the dawn, the dawn of our time. We are womankind, with the gift of a stronger mind.

[purplelephantsarewrong]

Plus I could see she liked him. She was meaner to him than the other kids. You know, like Lisbon is to me.

[andreaswift-deactivated20200701]

Castle on the Hill: We don’t have forever. Time will pass and you will lose people. You will be left with only the memories of the good times, and you may never be the same people again. Cherish what you have while you have it. Return to your roots and the people who made you who you are today. Youth and life are temporary.

Shape of You: I love sex.

[theodd1sout-deactivated20210101]

How to get the good seats on an airplane.

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[useless-spain-facts]

That time when Spain didn't exist

[exce-lsior]

This is a milestone of the Internet

[watacco-deactivated20181130]

port o rico

[choudo-ii]

spania

[edwardspoonhands]

But like English is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak English in Australia and Can a’ da and stuff but it’s not like theres a place caled Englia full of English *people*

[alroundnoob]

But like German is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak German in Austria and Switz ‘r land and stuff but it’s not like theres a place called Germania full of German *people*

[languageoclock]

But like Dutch is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak Dutch in the Netherlands and Belg i’ um and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Dutchia full of Dutch *people*

[languagestudyblr]

But like Danish is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak Danish in Greenland and Far o’ e Islands and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Dania full of Danish *people*

[blue-raspberry-poptart]

But like French is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak French in Haiti and Mon a’ co  and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Frenchia full of French *people*

[afluffypuff-deactivated20180518]

But like Chinese is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak Chinese in Hong Kong and Sing a’ pore and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Chineseia full of Chinese *people*

[pomodorotiamo]

But like Italian is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak Italian in Vatican City and San Mar’ n o and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Italiania full of Italian *people*

[vsesvit]

But like Russian is a language but it’s not a nationality like they speak Russian in Ukraine and Bel a’ Rus and stuff but it’s not like there’s a place called Russlandia full of Russian *people*

[janiedean]

Iconic

[mrandmrsjane]

Alright. I was just rejected for the last developing opportunity within our department that I could have had. From now on, I’ll either give 25% to show the fuckers or 130% to show the fuckers. 

FFS, I even dedicate my free time for this motherfucking job and then they give this opportunity to those other basic bitches. Fuckers. 

[mushroam]

rip vine

[destianac]

And for you, we will.

[beeishappy]

39th Annual Kennedy Center Honors | 29.12.2016

[pixiesizedsiren-deactivated2020]

Light that flame get that,

Light that flame get that,

That FIRE!

I got to see Firebringer’s last livestream. What an amazing musical! Another Starkid favorite. Anyway, here’s a lil’ doodle of Zazzalil, The Firebringer

Commissions

[grigiogurl-deactivated20170801]

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

[mintythewerehat]

Me rn