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Sorry haven't posted in awhile! 🙏Exams have been kicking my ass! 📎📃Maybe that's the real reason why the school got a therapist.

#DcotorDoctor #Givemethenews #Igotabadcase #Caseofbveans #thattweetisreal

My heart is consumed by beans. 💖🫘💗🌯🫘💖

#hotboyschoolyearisback #beansbeansbeansbeans #myprincipaldoesntlikebeans #supercriminal #beanmyburrito

Kamoshida confessed his crimes to us... he did so many horrible things... but:

MY BEANS🫘 BURRITO🌯 IS SAVED!

#hahaloser #wasitthephantomtheves #sexualcrimesarenotcoolcrimes #dontbeatupyoursportsteam #hedidn'tlikebeans #beansforlife #meowformewhileyourdownthere

HOLA👋🏻 all you dirty little BEAN🫘 SLUTS😘🤣do you know what day it is?!🤔 I smell immigrants🙎🏾‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION🙅🏼 so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE😩💦🍻🌮❤️🌯 Hide your BEANS🫘 , hide your BURRITOS🌯, and get your CUMMIES READY😩cause DADDY TRUMP🇧🇪is coming to deport us all🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏾 But DONT FORGET to drink BURRITOS 🌯 and eat TEQUILA 🍸because the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in IN THE BEANS is to PARTYYY🎈🎉🎁😍💦😩 So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST😏 jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT ❌get any back you get NO 🚫🚫CULTURAL BEAN 🫘 CUMMIES 😭🤷🏽‍♂️🌮💦😩

#mexicanbeanboy #cincomybeansdaddy #criminalbeans #Japonesebeanmanburrito #beansaremexican #burritoscomefromthisright #iman8thmexican #notracist

I hate the weekend. 🥱

I want to see beans 🫘 burrito 🌯. Monday can't come fast enough.

At least I am make this while I wait. 💗💖💗💖

#imisshisbeans #istilldon'tknowwheretheburritois #iwonderwhathedoesontheweekend #doesithavesomethingtodowithbeans

Saw Beans outside today. 🫣🚬🍊

#didntknowhesmoked #heseemscalm #Iwontworryeither #whatbrandhesmoking #thosearefantacigs #notsponsored

Omg did you guys hear? 🫨 Mr. Kamoshida suspended himself!?

Maybe my Beans 🫘Burrito 🌯will be ok!

#hesuspendedhimself #cantdothatinamerica #confessyourcrimes #beansarebetterthanpeople #sexierthanaseesaw #seesawcrimetrap #didbeansthreatenhim

These were all over the school today! 🍑🍆 I wonder who these phantom thieves are?

#arethereevenmorecriminals #whoarethephantomtheves #theyhatemygymteacher #hedoescrimes

Bean Boy EXPELLED!?!?

Did you hear!? Mr. Kamoshida wants to expel my Super Criminal Bean Boy 🚓🚓🫘🫘

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!? 😱😭😱😭

#hessmokingmybeans #whatabouthotboyschoolyear #ohyeahandlike2otherguys #SaveBeansBuritto #Iwouldbombmyschoolforbeansburrito #ohandsomegirljumpedofftheroof

Man Beans Burrito is so cool😎😎. He answered the question in class today right! Maybe he's more knowledgeable than I thought? 🤔🤔🤔Who could resist that charm though????? 🥵🥰🥵🥰

#imadethisinclass #iwonderifheknowsme #hestaresoutthewindowalot #mygymteacherhateshim #hemadeacriminalfriendtoday #deliquentbeans #didihearacat

If only these railway shutdowns would happen when me and Beans🫘 Burrito🌯 are waiting for our train🚅 to school. If their are going to be tragedies' I should at least get to benefit. So scary! 😱😱

#whygocrazy #arethesemorecrimes #myschoolgymteacherdoescrimes #sodoesbeansburrito #crimeiscool #supercriminal

Cops DNI

#Burritofangirl #Iwanthisbeans #Wheredoestheburritocomefrom #whatkindofbeansbaby #brrrrrrrrrrito

Super Bean Criminal Hot boy 🥵🥵 moved to my school today. I heard he's a super criminal! 🔫 Wonder if he's killed anyone. 🤔🤔

#Yongen-Jaya #hotboy #hotboyschoolyear #hisnameisbeans #hislastnameisburrito #hashedonecrimes?#whatcrimes?#whatliquidwouldyoudrowninifyouhadtochoose

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