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WHY DOES TH E DEER HAVE A DEFENSIVE STANCE IM
That deer was solid af last year in the college ranks.
did you know that @dugglexx can bball with the best of them?
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5 D&D Phrases A DM Can Use!
âHow do you want to do this?â
Ok, Iâve mentioned it, you can smile now.
But, for those that donât know what this means, itâs what Critical Roleâs Matthew Mercer says when a player is about to slay an enemy in an epic manner.
Getting the killing blow on an enemy, whether big or small, it still satisfying to a player, so let the player take the wheel for a second to describe how they dispatch of their foe.
And you can simply say it back to them and the rest of the table, but in greater detail, to really show the strength and power behind this final fatal strikeâŠ
âWhen last we playedâŠâ
It is almost essential to recap the events of the last game, especially if your group meets up only a few times a month, or even only a few times a yearâŠ
But recapping the story to the group helps them remember what they were planning to do next before the session ended, and allows You, the DM, to bring up and highlight some of the more epic, gruesome or comedic events of last session.
It also helps the players and you to remember what happened, what new enemies they made, and what new allies they have for the next big battle they faceâŠ
âDo you say that in character?â
This one is probably the most common phrase on the list, because all DMs want their players to role-play and think in-character rather than simply looking at a bunch of numbers on a piece of paper and saying âI probably shouldnât do that, Iâve got a -3 in Charisma.â
âPlay the Character, not the Gameâ is common advice to players.
If you, the player, think that itâll be REALLY REALLY NOT GOOD for you to call the Lich a âbone-y dead boy that lives in a rockâ, but you just KNOW that your character would say it the first chance they get, then play the character and scream your insults to the rooftops and beyondâŠ
Actually⊠Maybe that might not be the greatest of adviceâŠ
âI donât know, is it?â
This one is just fun and letâs you play with the players a bit⊠mess with their mindsâŠ
A player can ask âIs it trapped?â and you can simply reply âI donât know, is it?â.
It can at the best of times provide just the tiniest bit of tension and suspense.
Combine this with âYou find nothingâŠâ and youâll have a group of paranoid players checking every door, window and wall in every dungeon roomâŠ
âThat Hit wouldâve killed you⊠ButâŠâ
This is my personal favorite, and one I use almost every game I DM forâŠ
When an enemy hits a character, and drops the character to extremely low Hit Points and leaves them barely alive, this is your chance to let the player describe how they bend over backwards to avoid the immediate force of the impact, or how they take the hit, but keep on fighting.
I use this phrase a lot, take this example:
A barbarian rages, so the barbarian now takes œ damage from almost every non-magical weapon.
The barbarian is on 5 HP, and takes 6 damage from an enemy hit, but because the barbarian has resistance, that damage is reduced to 3, so the barbarian is still alive, but barely.
If the barbarian wasnât raging, they wouldâve been knocked unconsciousâŠ
That Hit wouldâve killed them, but because of their sheer strength they take the mighty blow and throw it off as if it were mere scratch across the chest, and with their own primal anger fueling their body, they fight onâŠ
You get the point, these phrases just sound really coolâŠ
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Looks very powerful once you untap with it, but Mizzix spellslinger decks can usually go off before they have enough mana to cast this, and theyâre more interested in cards like Bonus Round that can trigger her ability and have their costs reduced. Ditto Niv-Mizzet, Parun decks, which already have a 6-mana engine that they need to get into play before the game can really start.
Maybe Melek decks would be interested, since his bonus is much less powerful than the ones offered by Niv 3.0 and Mizzix; for him, it might be more worthwhile to take a turn off to increase your odds of comboing off.
A Storm of Stormy Storms.
A storm of blue and red.
The stormiest.
And he goes, âWhat are you?â   Which is fucking rude.
The actual storyâs so much cooler than that:
I didnât.
We live in a world where, in 2001, Singer and Nintendo just teamed up and made a sewing machine one day, and called it the Singer Izek. (Well, thatâs not totally true. Details to follow).
Gameboy connection cableâs just hardwired into the side. Itâs got a little compartment to protect it, and when I opened this compartment at the thrift store and saw a link cable in it, I knew I was getting this machine, because thatâs just TOO WEIRD. (This image is also proof that I take pictures as I write the posts)
The cartridge is an officially licensed, real GBC cart. Got the Nintendo seal and everything.
For those of you who have blocked out all your childhood memories of playing Pokemon Yellow in the back of the car at night and waiting for streetlights so you can see what youâre fighting, or for yâall whose first handheld was the GBA SP or later, I need to remind you that the gameboy color doesnât have a backlit screen, so all the pictures I take are going to be with the flash on, and thatâs going to be kind of tough to see. Itâs a lot easier to actually read the screen in person, but it does make me have minor Oracle of Seasons flashbacks every time I forget and move away from my desk light.
The softwareâs pretty cool. Itâs got several different patterns, including dogs and stars. Unlike my other computerized machines, it lets you flip the patterns vertically. You can also program in words, and itâll embroider the whole word in one go. The jump threads are a bit of a pain to clip, and some of the letters are indecipherable. The cartâs got full sound, though itâs GBC sound, so itâs nothing special.
This machine thinks it has a one-step buttonhole in five shapes, though the actual execution is questionable. If youâre only making one buttonhole, and you donât really need to worry about if itâs in the right place, well, itâs a great buttonhole. Otherwise, you might be better off just zigzagging it.
The machineâs got a weird housing, which it shares with the Japanese Jaguar machine line, which also ran off Game Boy.
The whole machineâs summed up with the phrase, âfunctional, but weird.â
So, the real answer to the great question we never thought we needed to ask: Why did Nintendo and Singer, of all companies, team up and make a Game Boy Color controlled sewing machine?
So, this machine is actually a really cool little piece of sewing machine history, because itâs actually the first commercially made computerized machine available for the domestic market. All previous computerized machines were either specialty made one at a time, or industrial.
Singer wanted to bring the computerized machine to the home market, but developing their own computer that could do everything they wanted a computerized machine to do and could fit inside the machine was going to be too expensive for it to be accessible by the average domestic sewing machine buyer.
But Nintendo already had this cool little handheld computer thing, and Nintendo was pretty cool with letting Singer design software for their sewing machine that could run on the Game Boy.
Due to inflation and the fact that it was more than 15 years ago, itâs kind of easy to forget that the Game Boy Color was incredibly cheap compared to todayâs consoles. It was $70, which I think is like $100 price-adjusted to today. If Singer put in an internal computer in the Izek, theyâd have to source and assemble a lot of hardware and figure out how to fit it into their weird bulbous machine. However, building the software for the Game Boy didnât require assembling any hardware, and sticking a Game Boy in the box with the machine only added $100 to the price, making it the most cost-effective way to get a computerized machine into the domestic market. And Singer got to slap their name on it and comment FIRST! in front of everyone else in the sewing machine game.
Unlike the Jaguar, which was the Japanese sewing machine that used the Game Boy and the same housing, the Singer Izek wasnât marketed at gamers at all. Thereâs no way to embroider Yoshi on things with the Izek, unfortunately. The Izek was aimed at Singerâs usual market, and they just used the Game Boy because it was convenient and cheap.
As you can see if you watch the entire 35 minute instructional VHS (thank you, YouTube), they didnât market it with âand also you can play Pokemon on it,â at all.
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Whereâs the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team
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If you are so committed to being perfectly lawful that you cannot see the value of breaking a law to defend yourself or others, youâre not good, youâre obedient.
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When people call you a âsnowflakeâ just remember theyâre quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized, and that Tyler Durden isnât the hero but a personification of the main characterâs mental illness, and that his âsnowflakeâ speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people.
So basically people who say âsnowflakeâ as an insult are quoting a domestic terrorist who blows up skyscrapers because heâs insecure about how good he is in bed.
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