Murr Stake!!

I'm 24, a gemini, and unkillable and this is my second account. The first died.

[dreamjerky]

[popcornfunction]

[lunnefisk]

you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief 

[easterbunnymundlover]

yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN

[mrcoltrises-blog]

I have mixed Sprite and Vodka and I've never been prouder

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[riffslut]

Watching someone slowly fall out of love with you is one of the most world shattering things ever…

[academicssay]

what doesn’t kill you makes you profoundly resent your inability to say no

[mandibuzzing]

reblog if you agree

[ghost-oakes-deactivated20181221]

*SLAMS FIST ONTO THE REBLOG BUTTON*

[a6]

8 months old….. happy birthday….

[mrcoltrises-blog]

God, I'm freaking horny as hell and the chick I was talking too passed out without warning.

[digenovanicolo]

This is such a wonderful mlm movie scene. so pure. so wonderful. 

[digenovanicolo]

Seriously this scene has it all. Non stereotypical and non sexualised mlm, a genuinely sweet proposal, and supportive friends. A+ Bad Neighbours 2

[gredta]

[mrcoltrises-blog]

No one to turn too, no one to talk too, and unable to fight anymore. My knuckles are broken, and my spirit is too

[ronamov]

SAVE US MRS OBAMA

[cr-ush]

I wish I were high right now omg someone please get high with me and we can laugh and fuck and just be happy

[aestheticallypleasingurmom]

Pretty girls and public speaking make me nervous

[codeine-cup]

oh baby the things I'd do to you