Mr Cranial Break

He/Him *You see a sign on the blog. *It says "Beware: High Levels of Idiocy" *Seems like a fun time...

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[notabelsprout]

There no way they havent at least HEARD of iced tea in Britain, RIGHT?????

[fancysheepnacho]

Nobody uses tea leaves in this post HOW

[shah4139-offical]

shakespear is rolling in his grave

[inferno-the-skywing]

What does he have to do with anything?

[mightymo63]

Iced tea is a thing because it’s. so. fricken. hot. outside.

[inferno-the-skywing]

Yeah, but I brew my own, who THE FUCK buys pre-brewed tea?

[mightymo63]

Lazy people

[inferno-the-skywing]

How is buying it from a store easier than putting leaves IN FUCKING WATER.

[mightymo63]

Gotta heat the water.

Most Americans don’t have appliances to do that with other than stove and microwave

Also capitalism

[inferno-the-skywing]

What else would you heat it with?

[mightymo63]

Kettle

[inferno-the-skywing]

On the stove

[mightymo63]

Or an electric one

Also it’s worth noting that Americans are not known for drinking tea

[inferno-the-skywing]

WHO THE FUCK BUYS AN ELECTRIC KETTLE?

[mightymo63]

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[inferno-the-skywing]

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[mightymo63]

My family

[inferno-the-skywing]

Why, you can just heat it on the stove?

[mightymo63]

I guess it’s just more convenient somehow

I wouldn’t know cause I actually don’t drink tea

[inferno-the-skywing]

DRINK TEA!

[mightymo63]

I’d rather have hot chocolate

made with milk

[janedoodlee]

WHY ARE THE TEABAGS CIRCLES

[mrcranialbreak]

How else does the tea get a-round?

*ba-dum tssss*

[mrcranialbreak]

Imagine if Waluigi needed ingredients for his taco stand, so he went to Wah-Mart. What would he do there?

Would he ham it up like usual, or would he be a polite and courteous shopper?

Would he be able to get his secret spice, Waluigi Thyme, while he was there?

What would he get otherwise? Maybe some romaine? Perhaps some refried beans, or likely Mexican-blend cheese? He might even pick up some garlic for Wario.

Would he be focused, or would he get distracted by hatred after seeing a green hat paired with some overalls?

...I think too deeply about this stuff...

[mrcranialbreak]

"I asked Grok" "I asked ChatGPT" Well, I asked The Amazing Karnak, and he told me to ride the Cyclone.