A Slightly More Abandoned Cave-System

Alt account for @mrm-pachypoda He/They This blog is literally just one massive queue, but the floodgates are occasionally opened. You have been warned! :)

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[mrm-pachypodalt]

Tumblr user notsobeautifuldisaester is after my hole. Wtf.

[transjudas]

happy mother’s day to aunt margaret

[feelingtheaster99]

I absolutely fucking love Brennan and Sibohan as catty British teen sisters like dishing on their enemies and playfully griping (and expressing honest sentiments of love and affection) at each other

[t-hirstreview]

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[mandarriin]

Jon and Martin cuz it's a spooooooky season >:3

Oh. Wait.

Something is-

[louisethe4th]

[johndead]

prehorror jmart

[yeehawpim]

kissu <33

[sea-buns]

glad to see Danielle and I are on the same page here

[ectojammer-deactivated20170613]

Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!

[johnnyspells]

[sleepycatten]

As someone who falls into 3 of these categories, I feel very called out by my own meme 😅

Alt text:

A meme image of 4 arms / hands reaching out & grabbing another hand's wrist, forming a kind of square.

Hand 1: Trans & non-binary folks

Hand 2: Bi & pan folks

Hand 3: Aro & ace folks

Hand 4: Neurodivergent folks

In the middle between them all: "Wait… doesn't everyone feel this way?"

[ere-the-sun-rises]

It's always fun when you're one or more of these things simultaenously and find out so, so much later that the world you live in is very much not shared by everyone else.

[an-eccentric-devil]

[kyidyl]

I've got no word this time guys, no words. Fuckin chocolate guy.

[thepillarsofmarsandvenus]

[my-darling-boy]

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

[my-darling-boy]

Ah rabies