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Living the Crazy, Lazy Life
Living the Crazy, Lazy Life
My preferred state of being
Confession time: I am a lazy person. I much rather prefer curling up on the couch reading a book then cleaning my bathroom. But, I comfort myself in the fact that I believe many of you feel the same way. However, sometimes, I get a little ridiculous in how far I’ll go to maintain my laziness.
A few examples:
Stumbling In The Dark
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I Am A Chicken Nugget Champion
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Is anyone else confused and/or offended by the McDonald’s Olympic commercial? Oh, just me? Well then moving on…
If you’re lazy and didn’t watch the commercial, it showed all these Olympic athletes celebrating their victory and how “victories are celebrated with a bite.” While the athletes are chomping down on pure gold, the rest of…
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Gold Medalist for Clumsiness
Gold Medalist for Clumsiness
Ryan seems to think my idea of being a Olympic ice dancer is funny. I already know he is a hater since he told me I had a “clumsy walk” while we were dating.
Oh no, he didn't!!!
I am fascinated by ice dancing. I think their outfits are amazing, plus I have some moves I have practiced while driving home from work that would certainly catch the judges’ attention. My first love in the Olympics was…
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Dos Locos Se Casaron http://wp.me/s25ZDW-2637
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Dear Sarah’s Emotions, we are not 13 anymore. Get ahold of yourself. I’d apologize for… http://wp.me/s25ZDW-2633
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Don't Provoke Me to Shushing
Em has the "Silence! I kill you" librarian look down
Common courtesy is about as rare as finding an…
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On Love and Life-sized Teddy Bears
Valentine’s Day is this Friday in case you missed the tribute to love, romance, and chocolate at…
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Driving Me Insane
Dear people of Earth, it’s called a turning signal. NOW USE IT!
I’m surprised I haven’t written more about my issues with road rage considering I’m almost constantly gripping my steering wheel to control the anger of almost getting sideswiped on a daily…
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The 13-Pound Diva
Last Friday night, I gained a new respect for my dear friend and first-time Momma Veronica when I…
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"Checking Out" the Librarian
Sexy and I know it
Being at a front desk at a library has its perks. You get to meet and talk to…
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The Dynamic Terror
There are many dynamic duos out there: Batman and Robin, Holmes and Watson, and Frodo and Sam to name a few. Ryan and I have our dynamic moments, like when I top his lame pun with an even lamer one, but we also have moments where our strengths or…
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In Winter's Icy Grip
Day 2 of my captivity –
It stopped snowing yesterday, but we’ve seen nary a snow plow come down…
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"Dodged" A Bullet http://wp.me/s25ZDW-2603
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I Don't Read All Day, People
“So what do you do all day?” “I bet it’s nice getting paid to read all day.” “I wish I had a quiet…
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Lid Up or Lid Down: THAT Is The Question
It’s a question for the ages, y’all.
Men and women generally fight over three things: sex,…
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An Existential Blog Crisis
The blog and I are going through an existential crisis.
And much like any two year old human child, the blog-child has been asking me hard questions like, “Why am I here?”, “What is my purpose?”, or “Am I really the result of of a late night tryst…
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Don't Mind Me; I'm Just Stuck in Your Windshield
Just when I think that I’ve heard every possible weird thing thanks to the Internet I read a news article about a man getting hit while riding his tricycle, breaking through the windshield, getting stuck there with his feet and knees still on the hood,…
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