Sneakiest of the sneaky bastards

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[unclefather]

[mellifexfarm]

ok like kakapo are great and all, i love them dont get me wrong but takahē are by far the best endangered new zealand bird and quite possibly THE Best Bird?

you cant really get any better than this. criminally underrated 

[youlovetoseeit]

why did they do that

[jncos]

Oh, I don’t have any tattoos. This is a birthmark.

[category-fury-deactivated202101]

[priceofliberty]

literally what the fuck is going on

[fandomsandfeminism]

Jeff, calm the fuck down.

[navigaero]

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

[enshanomusicbro-deactivated2018]

You’re not going to heaven.

[navigaero]

[llleighsmith]

turns out you don’t have to be beautiful at all, you can just be

[driflloon]

jelly fish are gonna out-exist us because they don’t know things and they don’t pretend to that’s how it should be

[dulect]

“Sorry I’m so bad at replying! I’ve just had such a busy day!”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[thetrippytrip]

I’m dying bc his profile pic say “insecure" 

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

everything will work out. maybe you won’t get what you currently want, but it will work out. there are a million possible futures for you, and they are all promising.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

adulthood is carefully writing a two paragraph email that could actually just be reduced completely to “hey, what the fuck”