I kinda want Legend to go back to Trisda and just like, punch Tellas dad. I mean he gotta have some hatred towards him right?
It wouldn't be a punch, it'd be murder
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I kinda want Legend to go back to Trisda and just like, punch Tellas dad. I mean he gotta have some hatred towards him right?
It wouldn't be a punch, it'd be murder
Monk, busting through the door of Naru’s office: “I KNEW IT! You two are having sex!”
Naru, looking over at the wildly blushing but confused Mai: “Really? Mai, why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve put my book down.”
“Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.”
— Naru (post power use)
Earworm
One day on a case, Mai starts humming some annoyingly catchy pop song. At first, Naru pays no mind to it, he’s never been interested in music anyway. But after a few hours stuck with her in base, it starts to get on his nerves. Finally, he finds some excuse to send her out and breathes a sigh of relief.
At last, silence. Silence, except for the sound of Lin’s typing. The sound of typing and…
Lin is now humming the song.
Naru gives him a long stare, before shaking his head and trying to focus on work again. Minutes pass.
Lin keeps humming.
Unable to take it anymore, Naru leaves the base and takes refuge in the bathroom. He breathes a sigh of relief. Sweet silence. His reflection smiles at him, so Naru puts his hand on the bathroom mirror.
Gene, about this case…
But he stops mid-thought, eyes wide.
Gene is humming the song.
“Not you too.”
With a growl, he returns to base. Lin looks up as he enters. “Naru, I’m picking up a noise from the bedroom upstairs.”
“Turn up the volume.”
They huddle next to the speaker and listen. They hear a faint, scratchy, otherworldly voice…
And it is humming the song.
That’s it. He gives up.
“Hey Naru, I finished recording all the temperatures,” Mai says as she returns to base. She hands him the clipboard and Naru gives a short nod.
“Anything else?”
“Tea.”
“Right.” She turns to leave again, but then freezes. Is that…? No, it couldn’t be…
Naru is humming the song.
bonus: “I feel it too.”
hands down the best twitter story ever
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@eekbarbadurkle HGTV by Stephen King. Read this. Now.
@kelseytheshort read it bitch you just reblogged it from me😂😂😂😂 that hgtv bit had me rolling omfg
@eekbarbadurkle I FUCKING KNEW IT. But I’m too lazy to scroll back up to check 😂 should have known cause it said hgtv 😂
Omg still 😂😂
“He blacked out for a bit, Ren thinks, or he went somewhere else on that second plane of existence, his already fractured psyche crumbling even further. When he’d come to, Unkar Plutt was ripped in half.”
Eidolon | Bad Dreams Original Prompt
Credit goes entirely to artist @acidbetta who I don’t believe has a Tumblr (If messaged/commented, will remove!)
Posting here because it’s so cuteee
Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“Whats your safe word?”
That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭
“You think I’m in pilates?”😭
“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo
Lol i need to be his friend
“Every strong man got a sensitive side”
Lmaooooooooooooooooo
“Ooo that’s cute”
Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?
Post-TROS Drabble. Spoilers.
Keep reading
favorite ship dynamics (anime edition)
(not an artist and don’t know how to draw, but still wanted to give this a try, tried to cram almost all of my ships here)
BODYGUARD CRUSH SET-UP, with copious amounts of devoted to you, using duty as a front, but really out of love, one feels responsible for the well-being of another, emotional and physical co-dependency, either the person doing the bodyguarding or being bodyguarded can be oblivious, or both are oblivious but have crushes on each other, layered with angst due to differences in position
Hak x Yona (Akatsuki no Yona)
Chidori x Sousuke (Fullmetal Panic)
Lan Fan x Ling (Full Metal Alchemist)
Hei x Yin (Darker than Black)
Integra x Alucard (Hellsing) (The darkest ship in this list. Rather than body-guarding, it’s literally a dog from hell kind of deal, but COUNT AND COUNTESS c’mon, has shades of Actual Married Couple and Servile Snarker with a complete absence of fluff.)
(SERVILE) SNARKER AND WIDE-EYED IDEALIST, a bit like the bodyguard set-up, but something ties the two people together, wherein the one who typically ‘serves’ does it full of snark, but they would literally die for the person they’re bound to, angst as a result of not knowing if the feelings are due to the bond or their own, of course the devotion is all theirs, one party is usually more innocent or believes in the best of people while the other is a cynic or more experienced and world-weary, they learn from each other due to their differing perspectives
Tomoe x Nanami (Kamisama Hajimemashita)
Soul x Maka (Soul Eater)
Akiyama and Nao (Liar Game)
WORTHY RIVALS, hate-love relationship, super competitive with each other, the only one allowed to defeat you, equal gender dynamic, tied together with their rivalry, claims to hate each other, but in truth heavily relies and trusts each other, so they fight with each other, but they also fight with each other
Souma x Erina (Shokugeki no Soma)
Okita and Kagura (Gintama)
May and Drew/ContestShipping (Pokemon)
Sunako x Kyouhei (Wallflower/Yamato Nadeshiko Shichihenge)
Yankumi x Shin (Gokusen)
BICKERS LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE, also has shades of hate/love, pretends not to care but gets jealous easily, tsundere and tsundere combination, belligerent sexual tension, she’s not my girlfriend/boyfriend! shenanigans
Ed x Winry (Full Metal Alchemist)
Ranma x Akane (Ranma ½)
Ash and Misty/Pokemonshipping (Pokemon)
Okabe x Kurisu (Steins;Gate)
Bossun x Himeko (Sket Dance)
Ueki x Mori (Law of Ueki) (Ueki is a lot more laid-back though, so more like a henpecked husband?)
OPPOSITES ATTRACT delinquent and honor student, uptight loves wild, top of the class with the class clown/flirt/wild child/troublemaker etc., alternatively someone aggressive with someone who’s a pacifist, at first they can’t stand each other because of their opposing traits but that’s what they come to love most in the other, yin-and-yang
Yusuke x Keiko (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Kaneki x Touka (Tokyo Ghoul)
Anya and Damian (under the precocious crush category) (they’re just kids, but still cute, and hilarious, as with everything in this series) (Spy x Family)
Zoro and Tashigi (One Piece)
Gold and Crystal/MangaquestShipping (Pokemon Special)
CHILDHOOD FRIENDS, my favorite dynamic, gentle girl and brooding boy, energetic girl with the cool boy, warm and cold, usually person A is popular but only has eyes for person B but person B either only sees them as a friend or is in love with someone else, so much angst, person A will do anything to make person B happy and protect their smiles, overprotective, pining
Hitsugaya x Hinamori (Bleach)
Zero x Yuuki (Vampire Knight)
Taichi and Chihaya (Chihayafuru)
Kei x Hikari (Special A)
Yanagi x Kujou (Last Game)
Yoshimori and Tokine (Kekkaishi) (Yoshimori doesn’t exactly fit most of the qualities but plays this trope straight, oh the pining)
Athy x Lucas (Who Made Me a Princess?) (ok, so this one is a webcomic)
ACTUAL MARRIED COUPLE, not married but really they’re married, domestic fluff, so much shared history, they know each other inside and out, shades of the childhood friends dynamic but having reached its final form, inside jokes, everyone knows, usually the mom and dad of a group, the mature ones, on the angst side, shared trauma, emotional healing, but hella mutually emotionally supportive, they prop each other up, the best team
Shinichi x Ran (Detective Conan)
Roy x Riza (Fullmetal Alchemist) Medaka x Zenkichi (Medaka Box)
Franky and Robin (One Piece)
Twilight x Yor (Spy x Family) (Actual Married Couple and yet not, they are hilarious ok?)
Taiyou x Mutsumi (Yozakura Family) (another criminally underrated ship and spy series)
Naegi x Kirigiri (Danganronpa)
Jessie and James (Pokemon)
Black and White/AgencyShipping (Pokemon Special)
Todoroki and YaoMomo (BNHA)
STEPFORD SMILER AND STRAIGHTFORWARD TSUNDERE, the guy is handsome and seductive, but plain weird, he’s messed up and emotionally constipated, hides his real thoughts, eccentric and flighty, shows his love through weird ways, falls in love with someone fierce and straightforward, guy has self-loathing issues and thinks he doesn’t deserve the girl, girl would knock them silly for their weird displays at the same time for beating themselves up, they believe in each other’s worth and are instrumental to each other’s self confidence, they reaffirm each other, girl usually gets red and flustered, but guy finds that charming about them, usually angel/devil ship
Amu x Ikuto (Shugo Chara)
Usui x Misaki (Kaichou wa Maid-Sama)
Hanako x Yashiro (Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun) (Don’t be fooled by that babey face)
Gin x Rangiku (Bleach)
Ren x Kyoko (Skip Beat)
Ruby x Sapphire/FranticShipping (Pokemon Special)
Lydia x Edgar (Earl and Fairy)
EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, adorable children, the pure and innocent ships, mutual crushes, both are soft charas, they get so shy around each other, how can they not realize their crush has a crush on them??, puppy love, pure and fluffy, nope no angst here, one or both are shy characters
Hijikata x Mitsuba (Gintama) (I lied about the no angst)
Chitanda x Oreki (Hyouka)
Akihisa x Mizuki (Baka to Test)
Izuku and Ochaco (BNHA)
Recca x Yanagi (Flame of Recca)
EVERY STUDIO GHIBLI SHIP (THEY’RE ALL SO PURE, THEY FULFILL ALL OF MY SUGARY FLUFF NEEDS)
Souka x Katou (Ah! Itoshi no Banchousama) (I really like this couple’s dynamic, like out of all of these anime guys, I would like a guy like Katou in real life. When oh when will the manga update again?)
Ryou x Hakuou (Shitsuji-sama no okiniiri) (This manga and the above are my comfort reads. I really like their dynamic where the guy is so mothering and caring over their slightly more impulsive partners. Amidst all of the ‘bad boy’ tropes, their relationships are just so refreshing.)
FIRST LOVE, love at first sight, usually dynamics where the girl is the one to fall in love first, love at first sight is cultivated as she gradually gets to know the person and comes to truly love the person for who he is, potential for heartbreak, but there is strength in love, girl remains faithful, guy is usually the cool type character or perhaps callous, and you feel for the girl as she gets her heart broken, and you don’t know how it happens and even the guy doesn’t know how it happens, he wasn’t thinking about love at all but somehow he comes to consider the girl an irreplaceable part of his life now, and the payoff is so so so sweet
Sasuke x Sakura (Naruto)
Gintoki and Tsukuyo (Gintama)
Petra and Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin)
Kaede x Setsu (Mirmo de Pon)
Yellow and Red/SpecialShipping (Pokemon Special)
Ryoma and Sakuno (Prince of Tennis)
Rei x Aya (Super Gals!)
DORK IN LOVE WITH A TOUCH OF ABHORRENT ADMIRER, somewhat the reverse of the above, it’s the guy who’s more emotionally open, while the girl’s a bit closed off, guy is an actually puppy and a dumbass dork who wouldn’t hesitate about shouting his love for the girl from the rooftops, but he has his cool and badass moments, he fawns and spoils and can’t shut up about how great the girl is, while the girl is embarrassed or flustered or ticked off or all three, but the girl appreciates and shows her affection for the boy in subtle ways with an exasperated albeit fond ‘well, what can you do’ smile, she’ll still whack him when he gets too silly though
Yato x Hyiyori (Noragami)
Sanji and Nami (One Piece)
Tamaki x Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)
Kondo and Otae (Gintama)
Ryoshi x Ryoko (Ookami-san and her Seven Companions)
My anime husbands
Yato:
Also Yato:
Usui:
Also Usui:
Tomoe:
Also Tomoe:
Rin:
Also Rin:
Kyo:
Also Kyo:
I definitely have a type.
Anime boys as cinnamon rolls:
1. Sweet cinnamon rolls
Natsume Takashi
Tachibana Makoto
Otonashi Yuzuru
and many more
2. Little cinnamon rolls
Ame
Kashima Kotaro
and literally any other baby boy from School Babysitters
3. Cold cinnamon rolls
Sesshomaru
Nanase Haruka
Tomoe
and many other kuuderes
4. Cinnamon rolls on fire
Kyo Sohma
Inuyasha
and basically any other angry tsundere
5. Sinnamon roll
Yato
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
Music Shuffle Challenge
I was tagged by @julieandherhimbosshitposting - thank you!! 💖 And sorry it’s taken me so long to get round to posting this!
Rules: You can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to! put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. no skipping!
Perfect Harmony - Julie and the Phantoms (glad there’s at least one made it in, and the first one at that!)
715 - CREEKS - Bon Iver
Geronimo - Sheppard
On Melancholy Hill - Gorillaz
Finally Free - Julie and the Phantoms
Another Girl Another Planet - The Only Ones
More Than A Feeling - Boston
I’m a Rover - The Corries
Manic Monday - The Bangles
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) - They Might Be Giants
I don’t really know who to tag but uhh I guess @revolutionary-werewolf-ghosts @oatm3al-c00kies @owenpatrickjoyners @todayithoughtof if you want to do this, no pressure though!!
Thanks for tagging me! These are my songs:
Guns And Ships - Hamilton
Good Little Girl - Adventure Time
Pompeii - Bastille
Miss Missing You - Fall Out Boy
The Other Side Of Hollywood - JATP
Let Her Go - Passenger
Stressed Out - TØP
Gotta Be Somebody - Nickelback
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy
Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance
And I’m tagging @westernanxietyeasternbliss @weresquirrelwoof @bornbakwardss @punkwildebeest @xplrreylo @sunsetgillespie @carpiosbxtch @virgovestalis16 @melsucks1 @cumbercookiebatchs
I was tagged by @revolutionary-werewolf-ghosts, thanks for tagging me!!!
These are my songs:
1. I Hate U <3 - Slush Puppy
2) High School Sweathearts - Melanie Martinez
3) 505 - Artic Monkeys
4) Open Your Eyes - Snow Patrol
5) As The World Caves In - Matt Maltese
6) All I Wanted - Paramore
7) Heart Of Glass (cover) - Miley Cyrus
8) Misguided Ghosts - Paramore
9) Fairytale (solo) - Lianne La Havas
10) Eyes On Fire - Blue Foundation
And I’m tagging @ananad1 @westernanxietyeasternbliss @blush-and-books @angelxfics
Thanks for tagging me.
1) Back in Black - ACDC
2) Do I- Luke Bryan
3) Shout Out to my Ex - Little Mix
4) Black and White - Todrick Hall
5) Satisfied - Hamilton
6) Nothing Short of Wonderful - Dogfight
7) Hey Girl - Billy Currington
8) Now or Never - Julie and the Phantoms
9) More Like Her - Miranda Lambert
10) Run it Back Again - Corbin Bleu
I’m gonna tag… @alittletoomanyobsessions @gr8gecko @askbobby-t-wilson @iamashlynmarie @uselesslesbianhufflepuff
Thanks for the tag, @ananad1
Adrenaline-Simple Creatures
King of the Clouds- Panic! At The Disco
King of the Mountain- Louis II
The One That Got Away- Katy Perry
Good Old Days- Macklemore, Kesha
Goodbye Graceful- Falling in Reverse
Champion- Falling in Reverse
Cinderella Man- Eminem
Sucker- Jonas Brothers
breathin- Ariana Grande
I’m tagging: @mythandmagik, @dreyrugrjordy, @dogweedanddeathcaps, @exspectare, @missmercurymoon, @booksmusicteaandanimals and anyone else who wants to do it
Thank you!! @iamashlynmarie
Cheap thrills - Sia.
everyone’s waiting - Missy Higgins.
Shut up and dance- WALK THE MOON
What’s up? - 4 non blondes
22 - taylor swift
Teenage dirtbag - wheatus
my boy builds coffins - Florence and the machine
bohemian rhapsody - queen
Video Games - Lana del Ray
My happiness - powderfinger
Tagging: @certified-arsehole @rip-us @writing-red @weasleysflowr @undertaker-02 @whiz-bangs78 @auror-lovie @vivianweasley @hufflepuffgirly @schlongbottom @ladyedwinya @riddikulusly-remus
ILY ALL EVEN IF I DIDNT TAG YOU
thanks!
1.Little Dark Age by MGMT
2.sex money feelings die by Lykke Li
3.Love Me Dead by Ludo
4.How Do You Sleep? by Sam Smith
5.Therefore I Am by Billie Ellish
6. I fought the Law by the Clash
7.Everything Black by Unlike Pluto
8.Drawing pins by Nothing but Thieves
9.Which Witch by Florence + the Machine
10.Fuck you by lily Allen
@valancyjane74 @thusatlas @takingflight48 @dontbeanegativeniffler
I do enjoy being nosey on these posts! Some excellent songs here that will be added to the playlist after I’ve posted this! Thank you @certified-arsehole ! x
1. Hard Liquor - SOHN
2. Leaves - Joe p
3. Breathe (2AM) - Anna Nalick
4. What’s Up Danger - Blackway & Black Caviar
5. Throne - Bring Me The Horizon
6. Retrograde - James Blake
7. WALK YOU HOME - Bishop Briggs
8. Hello - The Cat Empire
9. You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
10. Sweater Weather - Gaullin & Julian Perretta
Over to you - @ahoidraco @shellyshelby @amixedwitch @simplifiedemotions @therealkarleeisaiah @gardenofshadow @annavek94
Thank god I didn’t have to come up with a ‘suggest-me’ list. I am the worst at that!
It appears to be:
1. Just Lose It (Single) - Eminem
2. No Light, No Light - Florence + The Machine
3. In Colour - Jamie xx
4. The Isle of Arran - Loyle Carner
5. bad guy - Billie Eilish
6. Run Boy Run - Woodkid
7. Love on the Brain - Rihanna
8. Work (EP) - Marcus & Chet Faker
9. Confession on a Dance Floor (the whole album) - Madonna
10. The Divine Feminine (the whole album) - Mac Miller
I’m sorry(not sorry), don’t hate me (too much).
Here it comes at you: @monaiargancoconutsoy @theheavycrown @nuclearnik @lilithshadefanfic @ladykenz347 @kyawas @dramioneswaki @headfullofnargles @scdramione @quintalon
How fun! Thanks for the tag @annavek94 🖤
1. Rewrite the Stars cover by James Arthur and Anne-Marie
2. Naked by James Arthur
3. Can I Be Him by James Arthur
4. Someone You Loved by Lewis Capaldi
5. Love in the Dark by Adele
6. Missed by Ella Henderson
7. Marry Me by Train
8. The Truth by James Arthur
9. My Wildest Dreams by Ron Pope
10. All I Ask by Adele
This is my writing playlist and I very much like angst lol
@frumpologist @nuclearnik @ravenslightwrites @indreamsink @omfgreylo @senlinyu @lilithshadefanfic @coyg-81 @graceful-lioness @raven-m-3
Whooooa, How do I choose a favorite playlist? *gasp* Okay. How about the most recent playlist I listened to–my writing playlist? Thanks for the tag, @ladykenz347!!
Sidewalks - Story of the Year
Push - Matchbox 20
Closer to the Edge - Thirty Seconds to Mars
Broken - Lifehouse
Spectrum (Say My Name) Florence + the Machine
All Night Long - Buckcherry
Breakdown - Tantric
Building a Mystery - Sarah McLachlan
Running Up That Hill - Placebo
Mad World - Seal
Tagging: @biscuitsforpotter @mrsren @persephonestone @demi-catra @trinkisme @quintalon @faeorabel @whatsomalfoy @breathofthephoenix @wordsmithmusings265
Thanks for the tag, @frumpologist! I couldn’t pick a playlist, so I shuffled my whole library. And my library is all over the place.
1. Way Down We Go - KALEO
2. Every Time You Leave - I Prevail
3. Perfect - One Direction
4. the lakes - Taylor Swift
5. Wild Roses - Of Monsters and Men
6. This Is Me - Greatest Showman Soundtrack
7.Take Me to Church - Hozier
8. No Scrubs - TLC
9. Good Things Fall Apart - Illenium ft. Jon Bellion
10. I Like It Heavy - Halestorm
@illyrianwitchling @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 @cigarettesandbruisedhips @noncanonlove @dreamsofdramione
i saw the velmas in front of my store yesterday!! at first i saw 1 velma and thought “aww, a friend group is dressed as the mystery gang” until an entire pack of velmas following and absolutely lost it.
I think we ALL deserve to see this
Currently reading The Best of Me and I was wondering if you had a pinterest board for it. I just got to the Christmas scene. I was so shocked when Astoria waltzes into their home. Omfg.
Hi, sorry for the late reply! I don’t check this blog as much. I do, but it’s not much of one. You can find all my story boards through this link: https://pin.it/1yke8ij