Marry Me Sammy.

I'm no hero, I'm a monster. A monster addicted to demon blood. (Please be aware this is not just a spn blog) Demiromantic & Bicurious but can we not label everything?Also I ship Destiel 🚢

[hogwartsmed]

[mrssamwinchester11]

When you actually got a good nights sleep.

[mrssamwinchester11]

Radio: Up next a beautiful song.

* Proceeds to play a song that I hate.

Me: You lied to me.

[mrssamwinchester11]

I wanna thank Animal Crossing for helping me through this year.

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People: it's impossible to multitask.

Me: Works job while playing an imagine in my head on repeat throughout the whole day. * Excuse me, what you say?

[marichromatic]

[retrogamingblog]

90s Nostalgia Stickers made by Aly Jones

[polyglotplatypus]

hey quick question but how the fuck do women not snap at every random annoying man who tries to start up a conversation with them in the streets

[polyglotplatypus]

ive got a pretty androgynous look and at night random men keep bothering the fuck out outta me in a typical straight fashion until they notice my chest, stubble or my “suspiciously” low voice like,,,

i dont even wanna know what people with typically feminine beauty traits have to deal with every day.

[polyglotplatypus]

the worst thing is, in broad daylight, i have rarely ever had any straight guy try to attempt that shit with me. but at night, when the light gives them plausible deniability on whether or not i could be female? they become the most annoying little shits, and it’s not just flirting, they are acting deliberately obnoxious and agressive, and it never happens to me in any other situation.

anyway to yall women out there, you have nerves of steel, and im sorry this shit happens to you on a daily basis

[polyglotplatypus]

@the #notallmen crowd: if this shit dont make your blood boil and question your position in society, i dont know what will

[mrssamwinchester11]

I was once asked out for coffee by a homeless man.

[mrssamwinchester11]

Justin Bieber: Is it too late to say sorry?

Me: YESS!

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Me after rubbing the cat across my face:

I wonder what's making me sneeze? It's a mystery.

[catchymemes]

[mrshamill]

If I don’t reblog anything with penguins, assume I’m dead.

[traumato]

@eisflake

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@emiria

[datachapel]

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

[snowcaines]

[twinklecupcake]

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

[luvbey]

I get road rage walking behind people.

[notegender]

oh wow would you look at the time

[mrssamwinchester11]

Wow the next Jurassic World movie looks awesome!