archer

20. shitty writer. usually busy but i try my best.

[mrssoapmactavish]

introduction / masterlist

hey! call me archer (:

i write for the mw2 men and sometimes i might write something original (doubtful)

- most of my content is 18+ (MDNI), so if i see no age indicators on your blog you will be blocked. sorry not sorry!

- if you have requests or asks or even just headcanons submit them!! i love seeing others' ideas and even getting the chance to collaborate on these writings.

IN PROGRESS

you ain't shit - billy x reader do re mi, abc - steve harrington

HEADCANONS

songs i associate with them - P1 (ghost, soap, price)

SIMON "GHOST" RILEY

penny for your thoughts - platonic x oc hey jealousy - romantic build-up w/ oc

STEVE "THE HAIR" HARRINGTON

fight or flight - steve x hargrove!reader PR (andromeda series) maneater - steve x hargrove!reader CH1 (andromeda series)

BILLY HARGROVE

nothing yet!

[mrssoapmactavish]

hey gang!

been... a while.

so, mini life update!

i've got a new doctor i'm anxiously putting off making an appointment with to actually talk about my health problems and maybe get help with them. i graduated! not a 4.0 gpa, but i've got my cozy little degree and i'm quite satisfied with it ^^ i've recently been very hyperfixated on dbd and gravity falls (i'm a sucker for an old man with an attitude problem, what can i say?)

i'm hoping to get back into the swing of writing, but who knows nowadays haha

missed this hellsite with all my heart, though <3

[divortion]

his accent on 'darlin' i'm so sick of him fr 😐😐😐😐😐

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[sobbing-space-trash]

How is everyone not losing their minds over Norm????

Look at him! He's only 3 apples tall 🥺

[morabbots]

CHARLIE DAY as Charlie Kelly in IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA (2005 - present)

[papayajuan2019]

cant believe im letting people online see into my heart. for free

[science-hoes]

Everyone is required to make an offering in the tags to the Cooper Howard/Ghoul playlist. I will start with Hell’s Coming With Me now it’s your turn

[mrssoapmactavish]

i want to do terrible things to a handful of men.

the handful is as follows:

cooper howard, both human and ghoulified.

steve harrington.

billy hargrove.

sterling archer.

task force 141 and könig.

pyramid head.

patrick bateman.

negan smith.

gob bluth.

hannibal lecter (tv) and will graham (edward norton or tv)

tyler durden.

gale dekarios.

halsin.

bojack horseman.

there are more. but this is my main point: i love a man with ambition that either crumbles under his own weight, or by the external causes from society at large.

[preakercohle-deactivated2024092]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

*said with barely contained lust* god that guys a fucking freak

[mrssoapmactavish]

[urhoneycombwitch]

ur in a throuple with Steve and Eddie. who do you trust most to cook you a good breakfast and why. please cite sources. thank

[mrssoapmactavish]

i trust eddie more to make breakfast. he seems like the kinda guy to skip eating all day and make a fucking buffet of breakfast for the one meal he eats. things like eggos, sure, but also like eggs and french toast and bacon. pancakes and waffles. i feel like he might make a mess in the kitchen, though, so the food is worth the work of cleaning after.

steve, on the other hand, is to be trusted with lunch and dinner. the man reads like a savoury typa guy, the kind who doesn't know exact measurement or anything but he can make you a mean pasta sauce. ask him how many measuring cups to use for a recipe and he's stumped and complaining about the extra steps, but give him a spice rack and liberty and he will give you a mouthgasm.

obviously IM dessert so we dont even have to argue about that 😝

[totallynotcensorship]

[mrssoapmactavish]

not to be one of those people, but...

i'm french by descent, and let me remind you.

these are the people that strike when their government tries to rise retirement age by setting fire to garbages and being nuisances, while other pedestrians go about their day, showing they're alright with the chaos.

these are the people that ACTUALLY properly fund healthcare.

these are the people that established the UNIVERSAL right of man and citizen.

these are the people that have many times murdered royalty in the name of their cause and freedom.

the french have had blood on their streets to stop their problems before, and if it happens again for the sake of palestine, it should serve as an example.

end the cleansing, end the apartheid. let palestinans have their land free of terror, war, and death.

as-salam alaykum.

[mrssoapmactavish]

hey everyone! i know i already have a LOT of ideas bouncing around right now (i PROMISE ive got another part for andromeda in the works) but i had this VERY vivid dream and it is inspiring me for a steve multi-part fic. are we interested??

i don't want to give too much away but i already wrote thr basics down so i didnt forget the dream haha

steve multipart fic? maybe even an au?

YES please

can we cram it into one fic?

no thanks, just work on what you've got going on right now

im just lurking and i want to see results

Voting ended onApr 28, 2024

[mrssoapmactavish]

not to sway the vote or anything, but here's some further info on the dream:

- modern au!

- billy/eddie/chrissy don't die (regular au)!

- original character!

- mindfuck vibes!

- theatre nerd vibes!

- weirdly complex!

[mrssoapmactavish]

alright, everyone!!

thank you all so much for your input!!

i will now add to my list of wips hysteria: the musical production!!

[yoko-goto]

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

[cj-can-art]

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

[mrssoapmactavish]

happy birthday joe keery!!

the man who brought us SO many great characters deserves all the love in the world

[mrssoapmactavish]

hey everyone! i know i already have a LOT of ideas bouncing around right now (i PROMISE ive got another part for andromeda in the works) but i had this VERY vivid dream and it is inspiring me for a steve multi-part fic. are we interested??

i don't want to give too much away but i already wrote thr basics down so i didnt forget the dream haha

steve multipart fic? maybe even an au?

YES please

can we cram it into one fic?

no thanks, just work on what you've got going on right now

im just lurking and i want to see results

Voting ended onApr 28, 2024

[mrssoapmactavish]

not to sway the vote or anything, but here's some further info on the dream:

- modern au!

- billy/eddie/chrissy don't die (regular au)!

- original character!

- mindfuck vibes!

- theatre nerd vibes!

- weirdly complex!