There Is Art In Breaking Hearts

[sunslck]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[forzalestappen3316]

[tyrestrategist]

[muxas-world2]

I love how Nico just randomly shows up at races, stirs the pot, ragebaits entire fandoms, makes team principals visibly age 10 years just hearing his voice, and then casually starts yapping about his homo-situationship with Lewis just to dip again

[instigatorjosten]

Neil: the mafia is after us

Seth: who the fuck is “us”? speak for yourself

Neil, at Seth’s funeral: the mafia is after me

[merclando]

i hope lando and oscar end up with the exact same amount of points and then they cross the finish line in abu dhabi holding a pride flag between them and then taylor swift comes out singing love story and then the entire paddock sings a rendition of no one mourns the wicked while burning a lifesize christian horner straw doll

[adutchlover]

Charles: Max and I are going to adopt

Oscar: That's great! When will you-

Charles: *put the paper on the table*

Charles: you can move in this week

Oscar: wait what

Charles: and please sign here

Oscar:

Charles:

Charles: Do you prefer Oscar Leclerc or Oscar Verstappen?

[notteddybear]

Charles: *is the biggest menace on the track, absolute racing terror*

Max: 😍he's amazing, how much strength and intelligence he has, how handsome he is. he's my main motivator, he's the reason I get up and get through each day, enduring all the hardships. how much I love him😘

George: *breathes*

Max: can you just shut the fuck up already you bastard

[thrillformulas]

𝐌𝐀𝐗: Charles asked me to get him a pastry.

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋: And?

𝐌𝐀𝐗: What should I bring him?

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋: Did he specify what type of pastry?

𝐌𝐀𝐗: No...

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋: Then surprise him.

𝐌𝐀𝐗: *brings Oscar*

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒: *tearing up* Thank you, Max.

[starsworth]

aftg but neil is genuinely wholeheartedly under the impression that andrew and kevin are boyfriends. which is basically just the first book and half of the second but i mean we let him keep that energy the whole way through. andrew says he'd blow him and neil is like ??? pretty sure kevin would take issue with that??? and andrew, thinking neil is referencing their deal, is like ??? kevin doesn't care what i do when im away from him??? and neil is like ??? but you're always with him when im around??? and andrew is like ??? i would tell him to go away??? and neil is like ??? i don't think you should do that??? and andrew is like ??? u mean u want him to watch??? and neil is like ??? i didn't agree to this but if i was going to then yes, im not going to make you send kevin away??? and anyway this is how both andrew and neil operate under the assumption that the other is angling to enter a throuple with one another and kevin day and kevin has no clue about any of this

[wormisauce]

[link-links]

andrew when he finds out neil is at the nest:

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[andrews-jort-loving-pipe-dream]

Insomniac Aaron going down Rabbit Hole searches of Neil's past aliases and bringing them to Andrew like, "He definitely killed a man in 2002" and Andrew being like, "You mean Creepy Todd? Yeah, we already talked about that."

[instigatorjosten]

can I add, Aaron finding regular yet maybe potentially embarrassing things like “he got into a breakdance battle with a food chain mascot once” and that’s the one thing Andrew didnt already know. Andreil will discuss murder before an embarrassing story every time

[srldesigns6277]

This little smily lemon is so perfectly Louis.

[acebirdofprey]

Kidnapper: We have your child. Charles: I don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who just started to complain about someone called Lando. Charles: Oh god, you have Oscar. Charles: Good luck with that, I’ll have Max pick him up in 2 - 3 working day. Kidnapper: Wait. Tomorrow’s Saturday. Charles: Have fun listening to him pine over Lando.

[mclarennerd1645]

Lando: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?

Oscar: You mean my pronouns?

Lando: NO I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS, WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?

Oscar: Uh, I dunno? What are yours?

Lando: NOISY AND CHAOTIC.

Oscar: I've never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.