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@corporeal-hell
Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.
Me: *instantly ragdolls*
I've since recovered from being a fan of Tarkov, but it was hilarious that after getting two legs broken, the game would let you dry swallow one (1) ibuprofen and immediately be able to sprint.
Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water
Impresssive, It's hard to find space for progress in that field. Your dissertation must have been groundbreaking!
Any day now
people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody
This was one of my introductions to military history. I was 14 and haven't ever really looked back. Big fan of star forts and Vauban.
Star forts like this were constructed after gunpowder became common in warfare! The elevated position plus the angled walls were designed to make it harder to just blow a hole in the wall with a big cannon, which is what happened to a lot of pre-gunpowder fortifications.
Easily starved when surrounded, soldiers inside eventually revolt from hunger and probable disease when you block their waste outlets, then it's just a waiting game with the occasional skirmish, maybe start fires periodically in blind spots to diminish morale, steer everyone elsewhere and decimiate stores of food and other needs, like our ancestors did this shit on a near regular basis, grenades still exist, traps are simple to set up, like the answer is usually a good combo of these with capable people, and in a slight derailing, like the billionaire bunkers, they'll still need air from the surface and no matter how many redundancies they're still too frugal to put enough in place to make shit invulnerable, nothing is impossible to lay siege to when the numbers are so vastly different between parties
TikTok influencers should be doing this to the Whitehouse
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
I’m watching season one simpsons
this is because fisting is commendable while being a fistee is a mortal sin
Thanks for clarifying Judge Judy
One time I was at a pub trivia night with some writer friends and we almost won but there was a tie. As a tiebreaker they asked us and the other team to write down as many moons of Jupiter as we could in two minutes.
None of us are very into astronomy so at first everyone was like oh we’re gonna lose but there were three of us at the table that night who were either former classics majors or otherwise super well read on Roman mythology and the three of us were like give us that paper right now and we just took turns writing down all of the lovers of Jupiter from mythology that we could.
So of course we won lol
You really never know what random niche knowledge you have will come in handy at trivia night. You really don’t.
I have to tell myself this isn't real to stay sane
they wont teach you this one in school
What about nonbinary people?
motherfucking oysters
I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”
i am her, she is me
Never forget that the physicians and "detransitioners" they bring to speak against trans healthcare are paid enormous sums to give false testimonies. They're not legitimate sources and shouldn't stop you from living your best life (source).
tell a trans girl you love her today. please
reblog to tell prev you love her
Spain first goal 105 minutes in
I don’t care who wins in Spain vs Argentina. I’ve just turned on the tv to witness.
I do find it very funny that they periodically show up close slow motion video of fans in the stands on either side looking increasingly frustrated
Argentina is down a bunch of players and the announcers keep wondering if Messi is gonna save them with the same tone I’d imagine that you’d wonder if the reinforcements are coming before morning on the battlefield
There’s like five minutes left in the game. I think if Spain wins I’m gonna make the flag in Minecraft just because
Well I’m off to collect some red and yellow wool
Pain or something idk I don’t play soccer
i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page
"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"
Can't help but appreciate how well the body language translates through VR.
The frantic head turning while looking for a place to stash the grenade, the double take as they realize the drawer they chose was FULL of grenades, and the "WTF" hand gesture as they point in disbelief at the drawer full of grenades? Chef's kiss.
POV you’re Wile E Coyote
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Those are all the people that pushed the button.
stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!
citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.
(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)
