WALDO

Art Account: @waldocantshutup

[drdiarrheaphd-real]

improvement :D

[thoodleoo]

really love this ancient letter from a kid named theon to his dad (p. ox. 1 119) because it's so ridiculously salty and rude ("WOW dad it was SO COOL of you NOT to take me to alexandria with you"), incredibly demanding ("bring me with you or i'm going to stop eating and drinking and i'll never speak to you again") and then ends with the appropriately polite typical close to a letter ("i pray that you are in good health"). truly exactly what i would expect from a moody child.

[babushka-of-chaossss]

Thranto shitpost I’ve been thinking about all day…

[nutellabit]

wip I forgot to share and t4t pandarose agenda

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[madphantom]

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

[that-windy-place-tho]

People in the notes

[nutellabit]

More recent comms!

[capriciousarsonist]

ah, the two genders, Girl and Orb

[sailorfailures]

[spacefinch]

[soldrie]

Hah

[incaseyouart]

studies of the astrophage sampling scene from the film, text from the book!

[daily-lost-light]

Day 115 What if we kissed but we're both sparkeaters-

[monteruu]

🔥

[daily-lost-light]

Day 112 happy queer

[dailymothanon]

After a long loud day at work, Soundwave does Not need more loudness at home too Blaster 😒 just some Blasterwave fluff… anyways idk why I chose such a time consuming rendering method but yknow I really like how it looks so 😮‍💨 worth it I think…

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[goth-queen]

[goth-queen]

[mack-erel-shark]

2 down,,, several more to goooo yayayaya