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You can romanticize and sanitize starving yourself to death by giving it a pretty little acronym:

Once you've made it into an acronym, you can treat it like a medical process instead a sign that something is extremely wrong.

(Article here.)

I'm pretty sure my period started but basically as soon I saw actual red flow instead of the brown sludge I stuck a cup in so who can say really. Not me unless it leaks or until I empty it before bed

#m #cycle things #I would say that based on uterus pain it has started but I've been cramping off and on for days lol

I think I might have a hematoma on my boob. Sounds dramatic to call it that instead of a bruise but a bruise would hurt

#m #and it appeared insanely fast too #it's nothingburger but it looks kind of nasty

Would I like a nice dinner and some alcohol (esp since I've been mostly dry lately)? Yes. Do I want to do the work required to find a nice place and spend the money required to pay for dinner (including extras and not just our entrees)? No.

#also I don't want to go anywhere I can't wear jeans too #I'm not like in principle opposed to dressing up it's just the nicest thing I own that actually fits is jeans and a blouse lmfao #I'm losing my mind man let's just go to texas roadhouse and gorge ourselves on roll and long island tea #it seems nice bc it's like yay an excuse to go out to eat except there's Pressure for it to be a Nice Time oh my gosh I'd rather just get #drunk at this point #m

Husband would like to go somewhere nice for our anniversary except it turns out picking a place is impossible. First choice option isn't open the day we want. Place we've been to before that's fantastic (albeit insanely expensive) is closed. Other places are far or unappealing or way too expensive (without a clear sense that it'll be worth it).

Husband had said he'd look up some places and pick 3 for me to choose from but he ended up showing me 6. One has been vetoed but by the time I got to the end of the list I was like okay I don't give a fuckkkkk.

Whoever invented the tradition of celebrating wedding anniversaries is in the bad place

#m #also thinking about our wedding still pisses me off years later. I would rather celebrate our dating anniversary because that was actually #an excellent day #'oh no your husband cares about your anniversary and want to make it special. what a burden' unironically yes. sorry romantics I don't gaf #about yearly anniversaries #can we just bone and call it a day

vaticanspaceprogram

#I would beat OP with a stick what do you mean you have the space and equipment to work at home where there aren't any people who #you have to see or who can see you and you don't have to worry about sharing equipment or open hours or busy hours and you can play whateve #music you want and don't have to have headphones in and you're not using it #I would kill for a good home gym

watermelinoe

ohh do some of the most famously outwardly unfriendly countries in europe wanna weigh in on polite conversation

watermelinoe

and they're all colonizer countries too so what are we even doing here. everyone get over yourselves immediately

watermelinoe

#lmfao

longseasons

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

mgsr

that 0 note post is your mutual dying in a hot car alone no water no ac

knivesandteeth

Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

whatcha-thinkin

You have the opportunity to learn exactly one divination spell for use in your everyday life! Which would you choose?

Detect Poison - diagnose any poison or disease afflicting a creature

Detect Evil - determine whether a person intending for or against your interests

Locate Creature - know location of named person or nearest creature of type

Locate Object - know location of named object or nearest of type

True Seeing - visually detect any specified electromagnetic radiation

Speak With Animals - mutual understanding with multicellular animals

Detect Thoughts - read surface thoughts of targeted human mind

Tongues - mutual understanding with any human who speaks a language

Comprehend Languages - understand any read or heard human language

Scrying - audio/visual spy on any named person or creature

Augury - know whether something is a good or bad idea before you do it

fuck these options, where's my fireball?

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

#fuck these options where's my fireball #except instead of fireball I want the power to control storms #then animal communication so I can yell at the cat properly. which arguably covers other languages because humans are animals but not for #reading ig

willgrahamscock

are you aware your mutual is sexualizing body horror?

#I wonder if the user called willgrahamscock has any thoughts about body horror or perhaps cannibalism and sexualization #particularly as it relates to hannigram or whatever you call that. no OP must hate that shit #(I have not seen the show don't @ me)

thecryptkeeper

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

#cat

atwoodsfemalefantasy

can we stop discrediting women's work because we don't like them? i just saw yet another person insist that Taylor Swifts dad bought her career. and like. you can hate her music, you can think she's untalented. but no one looks at male musicians they dislike and think they must have cheated to get where they are. just say you don't think Taylor Swift and every other female musician you hate are good enough for their level of success and acclaim. don't pretend they didn't work incredibly hard to be where they are.

the-tufted-titmouse

Also, you cant buy the fanbase and level of fame taylor has. You cant buy longevity of a career. You cant buy the awards shes won or the records she broke. Even if her parents heavily funded her career in the beginning, it wouldve fizzled out if she wasnt incredibly talented. Its simply not possible to buy a career like that, anyone who thinks you can is delusional and is just looking for a reason to discredit an incredibly talented and successful woman. A man didnt pay for taylors career, she earned it through hard work and incredible talent.

#I think you can't actively hate tswift without being a misogynist #think she's overrated and not want to listen to her music because it kind of all sounds the same? sure #but I don't buy that intensely strong negative opinions are anything other than woman-hating or perhaps 'I hate everything that's popular'#(but are you applying that to men too?)#and no I'm not a swiftie and most het swifties I encounter seem kind of nuts which leaves the gaylors as the most normal somehow

My life isn't perfect by any means but I see the shit women are putting up with from men and thankfully I've dodged that bullet. 99 problems but a piece of shit moid ain't one

#m #no woman should ever have to be with a man if she doesn't want to but some of the things women are saying is inherent to being with a man #are just like. no actually that is not. that is awful and maybe you should kill him. and you don't need to try to find one who doesn't suck #if you don't want to but it is possible. and I kind of wonder if perhaps it's harmful to just showcase the worst of het relationships #without pointing to how a healthy relationship should be actively beneficial and not just not abusive or whatever. you see a post about how #all men are sex pests and you're like okay well not mine. which is great! but it's also the bar #I should make a tag for my commentary on random stuff I see ->#strolling through radblr outside of my circle

Let's pour one out for the women on meds that reduce libido and/or make orgasm elusive or impossible. Gyns you have my deepest condolences

#m #and women who have sex difficulties for any reason but I was just reminded of how antidepressants can make it impossible to orgasm #rip also to libido death from birth control talk about defeating the point

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