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My fandoms are MCU, X-men Good Omens, Gravity Falls, Asoue, Heathers, POTC, Epic The Musical, Tolkien
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She/her. You can call me Bat
DNI, if you're quuerphobic, maga, etc.
My fandoms are MCU, X-men Good Omens, Gravity Falls, Asoue, Heathers, POTC, Epic The Musical, Tolkien
not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword
and my bow
And my axe
wearing Big Jacket that I modded with my own hands and dangly earring and lots of rings and also heavy necklace and feeling very powerful about it
THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda
Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you
[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
Brought a big box of donuts for my coworkers but when my coworker asked what's in the box while I was carrying it in instead of saying something normal I said "my pet severed head :) he was getting lonely so I decided to declare it bring your severed head to work day so he gets some enrichment". It was 13 donuts the entire time. Scientists are still trying to figure out why she said that.
Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it
Concept: The kinslayings but explained like it's a true crime podcast
Concept: a Silmarillion adaptation but it's filmed like Keeping Up With The Kardashians
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everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own
Holy fucking shit this rocks
I laminated a paper towel
why does this have 31 thousand notes
You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.
But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity
Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.
However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.
Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.
So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!
But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.
Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.
The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.
But you remain.
Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.
All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.
But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?
Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.
The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.
Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.
Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning?
OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON
AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN
A LAMINATED
PAPER
T OW E L
IDK MAN,
I D K
Write. A. Book.
What if I did write a book
and the pages of that book
were made out of
laminated
paper towels
I WASNT GONNA REBLOG UNTIL THAT LAST COMMENT
Fireworks
“Happy birthday Stevie,” Bucky whispered as they watched the fireworks together from their window.
Steve smiled back at him.
Steve crouched alone in his apartment with his face in his hands. The curtains were shut, but he could still see the flashes. Every boom sent him back to a different shelling, every crackle, a different firefight.
“Happy fucking birthday to me,” he mumbled.
Bucky watched the fireworks alone from his Brooklyn apartment. He'd been trained not to flinch, but the sound still reminded him of death and destruction.
He raised his glass and whispered, “Happy birthday, Stevie,” into the air.
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This was inspired by @leihaddock’s The Fourth of July. His is much happier.
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Book!Legolas is such a bitch, I love him-
okay let's make another cake 🎂🎂
butter
sugar
eggs
flour
milk
baking powder
vanilla extract
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