not human

[ms-snicket]

She/her. You can call me Bat

DNI, if you're quuerphobic, maga, etc.

My fandoms are MCU, X-men Good Omens, Gravity Falls, Asoue, Heathers, POTC, Epic The Musical, Tolkien

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 13

Westley (The Princess Bride)

Michael Shelly (The Magnus Archives)

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

Michael design by @mangozic

[ximenasbrokencd]

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[aqukana]

this inside shot of peter is so poetic because the world remembers spider-man but peter parker is forgotten by people he loves and "trapped" inside the mask where people will never truly see peter

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[bidotorg]

[spankerella]

@ old.hollywood.swoon

[mostbelovedqueer]

Most Beloved (non-canon) Queer Ship Tournament - Round 3

Which queer ship do you love more?

Clarisse La Rue x Silena Beauregard (Ruegard) (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers (MCU)*

how dare you make me choose

Voting ended onJun 2

Disclaimer: This tournament is based on submissions! Please respect all identities, characters and fandoms! Hate or aggressive language (even if jokingly) will get you blocked instantly!

[cowboydeanwinchester]

is he … you know … open to interpretation?

[cowboydeanwinchester]

nobody on this webbed site can read

[wormcoded]

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

what’s so bad about any of these interpretations is my genuine question

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[yournonbinarypal]

[my-dailydreams]

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[sexnoise]

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

[mamahartbigg]

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

[nightvaleofficial]

[sankta-wraith]

Am I the only one who finds this extremely funny