The nicest pink haired lady you've ever met

43, she, bi/pan/poly, massage therapist, goofball, cyborg, Seattle sweetheart -- Into humor, horror, gin, cooking, glitter, bad movies, better movies, MST3K, and cringe.

[scorpionlafemme]

[motivatedaily]

[exisitingsoult]

I promise you don’t have to hurt others to win in life

[oxypill]

another week of whatever the fuck this shit is

[wetheurban]

Stop being so hard on yourself during the collapse of an empire.

[ms-tresser]

@redradley tagged me to post 10 songs, and i haven't done one of these in forever so let's gooo!

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

run.

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Clint Howard

[watercolorblackcat]

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[northshorewave]

A lot of internet-famous people--guy who can pick any lock, guy who can make anything out of chocolate, guy who can drink lots of water without spilling a drop--are like characters a five-year-old would make up for a comic book.

[weepingwidar]

Mark Rogers (American, 1979) - The Remains (2016)

[allsonargent]

I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time.

[urfavhatesterfs]

this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺

This is the cutest thing ever. Godzilla says trans rights.

[kitt-the-werefox]

GODZILLA OFFICIAL???

[sciencebees]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[fittingoutjane]

See, fish absorb oxygen through their gills, which is less efficient and limits their activity. Marine mammals breathe air, which gives them a much greater energy budget and enables them to do much more creative crimes, such as wearing dead fish on their heads, shoving eels up their noses, eating entire moose, and, apparently, ramming sunfish so hard they explode.

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed