AW, YISS.

[jpnvines]

That moment when everyone puts down a +2 after you’ve put down a +2 in UNO w/Mecha Japanese, ROCKY & VABU- #kiff #RedJoker #hsstudent #UNO 〜 Red Joker

Red Joker: Double.

[writing-prompt-s]

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.

[writteninlucidink]

[alexander]

how did he get a pic of his phone

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

[toastbutteregg]

preach

[yolonists]

i love pokemon go

[dongboss]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[djsockpuppet]

[lovtothemax]

If Sonic got into a fist fight.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I’m gonna log off now

[msappy-blog]

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

[msappy-blog]

me, using a ouija board: A... L... I... V... E...

friend: alive? ALIVE?? is it saying it's alive????

me: idk i'll keep going

me: S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N... A.. L.. I.. V.. E..

friend:

me: shit this is a Bee Gee board

[vanisheddust]

[scully-youwontbelievethis]

god bless gordan ramsey 

[cuddleknight]

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

[leaveittotegan-deactivated20181]

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

[overwhelm3d-deactivated20200430]

[weloveshortvideos]

The difference between the USA and UK

[coconuht]

[kikuai]

[jpnvines]

In class #handout 〜 おきゃむら

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*apologizes for being distant* *apologizes for being affectionate*

[tiaraturnabout]

*apologizes in general*

[yo-its-matt]

*apologizes for apologizing*

[lovlae]