I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it.

julia | 22 | ace | back on tumblr bc druck smh 

[do-you-have-a-flag]

The mood

[dailytvfilmgifs]

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 9.07 “The Gang Gets Quarantined”

[thisfeebleheart]

first and second proposal

[bbetasus]

“we’re here, we’re queer, we’re filled with existential fear”

[janployshompoos]

[msavadak]

it’s in his favourites i’m not crying you’re cryin g

[boonesfarmsangria]

x

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*

[greenhouseitem]

“it takes guts to be gentle and kind” you know what morrissey? you’re right you dumb bitch

[catlezzer-deactivated20200616]

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

[film-bones]

when its 4:17 AM, you’re still in the basement, and things are about to get interesting:

[dracosmalfovs]

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[beeishappy]

This is how you trailer.

[peppermonsterofficial]

Why did they bother making any other trailers?

[kayleepond]

This really delights me.

[forceghostmargo]

[evenerikkealene-blog]

Marlon Langeland for Redd Barna* (with english subtitles) *norwegian children’s rights aid organization

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017