msfts-style

Damn my blogs keep getting deleted

[weheartpattinson-blog]

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[aestheticacadema]

*gives relationship advice while still single*

[satansbasturd-deactivated202311]

xxx

[bottommemes]

yall will talk for hours about pizza toppings but when it comes to pizza bottomings yall are silent..👀

[e1usve]

tea

[vladtheunfollower]

is this like a stuffed crust

[meanplastic]

me….

[jolinxo]

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[phuckyou22]

A love story

[helloserotonin]

[incredibly-cold]

[sumersprkl]

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

[lucidnee]

Blue Ivy Carter told Beyoncè & Beyoncè husband to stop clapping for the girl that sings Havana a true queen. Capricorn’s for the win.

[lucidnee]

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Beyoncé and BEYONCÉ HUSBAND

[no-chill-at-all]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

[gservator]

The Four Horsemen of the Watpocalypse

[beyhq]

[oteresk-deactivated20150830]

when you and your friend sin together:

[thebootydiaries]

my mom: *makes me wash 1 more dish than my sister* me: i am the backbone of this family u are nothing without me. When I Die. Then U Will Realize

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Will Smith)

[ewrichie-deactivated20190201]

honest to god if you want to be my friend just skip the awkward phase. send me a meme and call me a bitch. do it in the name of friendship

[bloodjewel]