make america gay again

A woman only needs two things: Dunkin Donuts and oral sex.

[hotvampireadjacent]

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

[antigone-lesbian]

im summoning the hoes fool

[laduree-et-cigarettes]

I love that cakes have such cute and whimsical names like angel cake? oh yes, Chiffon cake? please, Red velvet cake? wonderful, Princess cake? cute as hell… Madeleines? Pavlovas? I’m in love…

[shumner]

date night

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

[calellon]

how do I grow a set of antlers and become a deep forest mist deity within 5 years

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[michellepsychologist]

💛🧡💚

I love this so much

💚🧡💛

[zeonxox]

ALL OF THIS ugh my heart

[imagineleonkennedy]

Some positivity for your day

[small-town-spooks]

This is my proof that there are still good people in the world.

[badjokesbyjeff]

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof

[first-lady-of-infinity-deactiva]

I had to stop, look up from my phone, and take a deep breath before reblogging.

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

[thisboyinabinder]

Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW

And drive

N ASC AR

And wear

Tr u ck hA ts

[crjdedicated]

[buckbisexualbitch]

i love parental figures who try especially straight cis men who like dont know shit but theyre like oh boy? i know boy things. heres a boy item for you, a freshly declared boy. welcome to the club :)

[blooooom]

it can be tempting to live your life like a prequel. to live as if you’re setting up your own story.and once you lose the weight, once you have the money, once you graduate school, once you’re in a real relationship, once, once, once. then finally, you’ll begin to live, and everything you do up until that point is some kind of half-life, some unimportant foreword you can skip. don’t do this. inhabit your life completely. sink fully into the wealth of your existence. the power to manifest is in the fearless owning of who you are, so that you can shape where you’re going.

[inch--worm]

Me: Really wants a romantic relationship

Me: Never develops strong feelings for anyone

Me: 

[valtsv]

when this site dies let’s all just move to one big pneumatic tube system

[valtsv]

your callout ma’am

[1234567865432345342343464-deact]

flies r like sir may i please drown in your dr pepper

[avantegarda]

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

[avantegarda]

Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management

Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[headspace-hotel]

being a college student is so primal. Like a wolf roaming the tundra, my only thought is of my next meal. Unlike a wolf roaming the tundra, I have an analytical essay due next week

[robertmitchum]

Something happens to you when you leave this town. The farther away you get, the hazier it all gets. But me, I never left. I remember all of it.

IT CHAPTER TWO dir. Andy Muschietti