Vampire and werewolf enthusiast

Gender fluid | 30 | ENG: they/them, he/him, she/her (don't overuse the fem pronouns) °VTM content and anything related to vampires and werewolves °I also like the Yakuza game series °Supergirl TV °BG3 °Hannibal °IWTV AMC °Deltarune & Undertale

[damnsupercorp]

My fiancé writes Hannibal/Interview with a vampire fanfiction!

My boyfriend is writing a fanfiction crossover between the Interview with a Vampire TV series and Hannibal TV series! It's very fun and snarky and for everyone who wanted to see how Lestat and Hannibal might interact, it's a great read 💝

Title: Therapy for the devil

Author: Gen1tal_p1rate

Tags: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Lestat de Lioncourt/Louis de Pointe du Lac, Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal Lecter & Lestat de Lioncourt, Will Graham & Abigail Hobbs & Hannibal Lecter, Lestat de Lioncourt, Louis de Pointe du Lac, Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham, Abigail Hobbs, Will Graham's Dogs, Crack Treated Seriously, Therapy, Frenemies, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Established Relationship, Post-Episode: s02e13 Mizumono, Abigail Hobbs Lives, Hannibal Lecter is a Cannibal, Will Graham Knows, families that murder together stay together, Will Graham is a Cannibal, Abigail Hobbs is a Cannibal, Will Graham Doesn't Need Help, Louis needs help, Lestat gets put in his place, he also gets worse, Animal Death, not Will's dogs tho dw, Canon-Typical Violence, Hunting People, Sexual Content, dubious therapeutical practices, Fluff, Angst, Fluff and Angst

Words: 10,373

Chapters: 2/?

Summary:

Louis is feeling the snares of a toxic relationship slowly but surely trapping him. In hopes of fixing this, he forces Lestat to go to therapy. The issue? His doctor is a particular Lithuanian, with whom the vampire starts bonding over their shared qualities, much to both of their partners' displeasure.

Early-ish Loustat, post-Mizumono fix-it Hannigram.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[eategg24]

they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good

[reefsharkivist]

when is it my turn to be happy.

[gondwana]

The enemy's parasociality vs our diva worship

[mitrakats]

sokka can’t be trusted with a brush

[loving-parasite-moved]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[loving-parasite-moved]

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

[orcboxer]

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[anchovy]

Just a reminder that the internet archive has a large collection of free to read antique books like Animals in Motion by Muybridge.

[thatsoup]

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

[notkatniss]

right

[limbobilbo]

> goes to new location to find a missing person

> walks up to first person he sees

> “hello i am wiktor szulski I am a thaumaturge I am looking for someone”

> gets immediately jumped because thats the most dodgy thing to say to working class dockworkers

> beats 3 people up

> goes and inspects a bunch of random things

> immediately concludes the person hes looking for was dead the whole time

> goes and visits grigori rasputin for hypnosis

Love this game love its protagonist so much

[witchy-serpent]

How it’s been the last couple days

[its-surprising]

personal experience playing the thaumaturge so far

the polish dubbing is so good oh god

[fancydunamancy]

There are a lot of RPGs with no romanceable characters, but the way The Thaumaturge deals with this is very funny to me. Wiktor has the option to flirt with several people during the game (Wanda, Samira, Abaurycy...), only for them to immediately tell him to fuck off. The man canonically has no game despite being a professional manipulator. Truly the most bitchless magician in all of Poland

[ekelgott]

note to self, recreate this with wiktor and the concept of his parents

[ekelgott]

i remembered..........

i was too lazy to add upyr or make wiktor sob on the floor for the edgy version but yeah. i love this stupid meme

the way the kid just shrinks in that other panel is peak comedy to me

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[uss-edsall]

Does anyone have this picture

But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

[kesslersymbolic]

This image?

[uss-edsall]

YES

[eddardsharpe]

[bacony-cakes]

PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)

+ bonus italian navy vessel

[catgirl-kaiju]

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.