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@msshadami
My SIMS got flagged as inappropriate content for being good parents? It's a cartoon video game that is what. E for everyone? How in the heck is that flagged adult content.
Who is trying to get me in trouble just for fun? Because you think it's funny?
If my appeal falls through, I think I'll quit Tumblr for good because if the Sims can't be posted NOT MODDED then this site has officially hit rock bottom.
Oh my god.... I hear their voices in my head . "clefable clefable clefable" "clefaaairy clefaaaaairy clefaaaaairy"
Kind of related but a friend of mine and I have been brainstorming a setting where basically everyone's a Genasi
Take one of the many D&D races and plop a Genasi subrace on it instead of a normal subrace and bam
The explanation being that the world is so full of ambient elemental magic it causes everyone to be born with elemental traits dependent on their place of birth
Aesthetics include:
A water dwarf with blue skin, webbed feet and a luxurious beard seemingly made of seaweed
A fire elf warrior with hair like flames and eyes like embers with glowing red tattoos because these mfs are like yeah lava makes great tattoos
An earth gnome with granite skin carefully examining his face in the mirror, chipping away at his beard which seems to be literally carved of stone with a hammer and chisel
I've been trying to work on this but the fact that there are only so many races that have subraces and there's a lot of overlap between the ability score modifiers between them and the genasi types means that some characters, including Bards and Sorcerers, would be less than optimal in this scheme means I will probably have to take a bit of distance from D&D 5e and make this a self-contained hack
It might help to remove the stat bonuses from the races. I have found coupling them to class frees up race design immensely.
Yeah that's one alternative I have considered. In general it's a very good imo because it opens up the playing field to more varied characters.
Y'know, you could just make up accents in dnd. Tried to give ur character an Australian accent and failed? Well, there is no Australia in this fantasy universe, but there is conceivably a settlement of people who all speak in an accent which sounds, to our ears, like really bad Australian.
What I’m saying is just use the worst fuckong voices for all ur characters and if u get called out on then just say it’s how people talk in fricking green-mushrooms or wherever ur character comes from. Make your party suffer.
I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know
Sigourney Weaver in Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis
I only hear "Excuse me" in her voice.
The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.
Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."
7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"
Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER
THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE
1. He Went to School with Snape
2. Got taught by Snape
3. Became part of the Staff like Snape
And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like
"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."
The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book
People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong
Snape is 31
Hagrid is 63
Professor Mcgonagall is 56
Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33
Dumbledore is 112
Do what you will with this info fam
You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.
Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21
In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')
lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)
snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.
@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic
This post every so often comes by my dash and...wow
This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.
I read this outloud to my children for impromptu poetry lesson. XD
Things the Algorithm has tried to sell me in the past 24 hours:
A lawn bowling set
An inflatable castle
A poker table
A hockey stick
A fencing foil
A set of casino dice
A gazebo
It’s like it’s trying to comprehend what a tabletop roleplaying game is, but it’s not quite getting it.
It’s probably also limited by what vendors are actually willing to advertise here, so those are probably the best choices available.
The notion that vendors have specifically identified Tumblr as a good place to sell gazebos is even more inexplicable than the alternative.
Adam Savage Rides in a Custom Rickshaw Carriage He Built For His Boston Robotics Spot Robot to Pull Along
It’s every bit as extra as I would expect from Adam Savage
What’s funny is that this actually happened.
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
Important distinction, it wasn’t “amphetamines” like Adderall or Vyvanse or something, it was Pervitin, prescription grade methamphetamine.
I am making animal crossing tarot cards and no one can stop me
ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips
I mean... Chips are really tasty, can you really blame us procrastinators.
snail pancakes! a perfect way to start off any day.
I just watched turbo last night. Almost some snail pancakes then as well.
Made a ditto sweater ._.
Precious baby! I need this game so I can make all the random shirt creations and share them.
mistakes were made...
