Velvet: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid! Veneer: Velvet.

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Velvet: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid! Veneer: Velvet.
this is not to niche this blog is my lifeblood I tell you!!!!!!!!
velvet and veneer my little guys
Sorry ive been so inactive haha but TYY🧡🧡
Veneer: Those are cute jeans
Velvet: You’re cute jeans.
Veneer: Those are mine?
Veneer: I’m scared that when you become rich and famous you’ll be embarrassed by me.
Velvet: Oh Veneer, I’m already embarrassed by you.
Veneer: I've connected the two dots. Ritz: You didn't connect shit. Veneer: I've connected them.
Veneer: Heh.. people are shipping us😏
Ritz: TO WHERE?!
Veneer: I have a bad feeling about this... Velvet: What do you mean? Veneer: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Velvet: No? Veneer: That actually explains so much.
Ritz: Have I ever told you that you cook well? Veneer: Awww, no, you haven't! Ritz: So why do you keep cooking?
Ritz: Hostage or not, it’s nice to be held.
Veneer: Are you okay.
*Velvet and Veneer are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Veneer: oh my god, Velvet, backwards!
Velvet: Really, Veneer? I thought I might go forwards into the highway, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.
Velvet: That was so hot, Orchid.
Orchid: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Velvet: I'm so in love with you.
Veneer: When we were kids, Velvet told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Orchid: They are!
Veneer: FOR REAL?
Orchid: No! Why did you fall for it again!
Velvet: Something’s off.
Veneer: Maybe you’ve finally developed real emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Velvet: No, but that’s funny.
Veneer: Are you okay? Velvet, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions. Veneer: *Picks up a onion* What the fuck did you say to Velvet?
Veneer: I’ve invited you all here because I crave the deadliest game...
Velvet, nodding: Knife Monopoly.
Orchid:
Ritz:
Veneer: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.
Velvet: You're right. Veneer: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Veneer: falls down the stairs Ritz: Are you okay? Orchid: Stop falling down the stairs! Velvet: How’d the ground taste?