✨ The End Of The World Often Comes ✨

Welcome to my Chaos Garbage Shitshow Blog. Contains my interests, anything I find funny, and my art, sometimes. I like animals, and I especially like bugs.

[dogpuppy]

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[sapphic-machine]

This is like lingerie for electronics

[virtualgirladvance]

my first love...

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[creekfiend]

until you go looking for them, you have no idea how many very kind and friendly middle aged or older hobbyspace weirdos would love to have many pleasant interpersonal interactions with you about, for example, fishing lures.

[mtropy]

Yeah, I’m momposting on Tumblr, what about it? I’ve been here longer than you.

[mtropy]

Etsy is fucking insane if they think I’m doing back to school shopping for my kids on there

[mtropy]

Sending me push notifications to insinuate that I’m getting elementary school supplies of any kind on the curated handmade art website? Etsy, my child is lucky if I can spring for Crayola instead of RoseArt.

[mtropy]

So, I looked at a few things in Etsy’s curated back to school shopping lists, and I found some special stuff.

$39 Leather Pencil Case

Maybe I’m just a bad mom, but my kids lose things. They have always lost everything. If they own an object that they haven’t lost, it’s because I’ve spent my entire life ensuring that they don’t. I will never spend more than $5 on something like a pencil case, one of the most portable and loseable things on the planet.

$27 Monogrammed Snack Pouch That Is Definitely Not AI

My kids learned to eat their snacks from a plastic or paper bag and be glad that I had time to arrange anything extra for them to eat. Their names get scrawled on in Sharpie, because I can at least write my kid’s names, but maybe this kind of thing is useful for the sort of parent who can’t be bothered to remember them.

$40 Monogrammed Toddler Shirt

This blows me away. $40??? Forty American dollars! For a shirt for a little fat guy who changes shape every other month! My baby took one look at all of the lovely expensive clothing my family gifted him before he was ever born, pooped his pants, and grew to the size of an 18 month old before he was one third that age. Do not ever spend money on kid’s clothing if you can help it. Get hand me downs from friends who are desperate to declutter their own kids.

$4.25 Name Sticker

This one is fine actually, very normal thing, but.

Mrs. Smirth.

[buffysummers]

Happy MAMMA MIA! day to those who celebrate

[mtropy]

Etsy is fucking insane if they think I’m doing back to school shopping for my kids on there

[mtropy]

Sending me push notifications to insinuate that I’m getting elementary school supplies of any kind on the curated handmade art website? Etsy, my child is lucky if I can spring for Crayola instead of RoseArt.

[mtropy]

Etsy is fucking insane if they think I’m doing back to school shopping for my kids on there

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[funkmclovin]

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[theonion]

French Heat Wave Kills Hundreds Of Thousands Of Chickens

A record heat wave in France has caused the deaths of an estimated several hundred thousand chickens, overwhelming the country’s rendering plants. What do you think?

[silvernevermind]

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queer-cosette]

this post makes me snort every single time